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Being the most fearsome predator in the sea isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Being the most fearsome predator in the sea isn't all it's cracked up to be.
This never gets old.
Low-calorie and alcohol-free, Five's Infuzed THC Seltzers let you unwind with no regrets. They're designed to replace traditional booze, with 2mg of delta-9 THC, 2mg of CBD, and additional cannabinoids to deliver good vibes with every sip. The buzz will begin in under 15 minutes, and because it's plant-powered, you can relax and enjoy the ride without worrying about the hangover that inevitably follows. Naturally flavored in Black Cherry, Grapefruit, and Guava Passionfruit, each refreshing can is just 40 calories, allowing you to savor the moment guilt-free.
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For high-performers who treat clarity and speed of mind as non-negotiables, Onnit's Alpha BRAIN delivers a focused, caffeine-free edge for those pursuing their full potential. Backed by clinical trials and over 10 million bottles sold, this nootropic supports cognitive performance — boosting memory, mental speed, and executive function with a precise blend of Alpha-GPC, L‑Theanine, Vitamin B6, and Phosphatidylserine. Whether you're strategizing, creating, gaming, or navigating high-stakes moments, Alpha BRAIN promotes alpha wave production and supports acetylcholine levels to keep your mind sharp without the crash. Available in capsules or instant powder for travel, it's a tool that doesn't just power your day — it elevates it.
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Sure it might be annoying, but just think of the memories you'll share.
The Toscano Linen & Cotton Shorts are the Riviera summer distilled: a breathable blend of linen and cotton that feels as effortless as a coastal breeze and tailored with Italian finesse. Featuring a modern fit and soft texture, these shorts carry you seamlessly from sun-soaked beachside escapes in Portofino to twilight strolls through Saint-Tropez. Featuring a drawstring waistband and functional pockets, they're built for warm-weather days where comfort meets understated elegance—your essential companion for every moment under the Mediterranean sun.
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Hair loss may start quietly, but PATRICKS Plus Range makes sure it doesn't stay that way. Crafted with cutting-edge actives like Capixyl, Redensyl, Baicapil, and Procapil, this award-winning shampoo and conditioner duo works at the root — blocking DHT, boosting circulation, and reigniting follicle activity. Designed for daily use and all hair types, it's the ultimate ritual for men who demand thicker, stronger, fuller hair without compromise. Whether you're fighting fallout or fortifying for the future, the Plus Range turns your daily wash into a powerful defense, marrying advanced biotech with refined self-care.
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Skydive Chicago breaks the vertical free fly world record with this 164-person jump.