Jedi A-Holes
Bon Jovi-esque mega-douchers use the Force and Light Sabers to show how things can go wrong when power falls into the wrong hands.
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Massive Fireworks Experiment
Do not try this at home.
Daft Punk Helmet
In just 17 short months, you too can have your very own Daft Punk helmet. It's like a rave on your face. Also comes with a month supply of Rohypnol.
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Event Tickets Center
Some events are once-in-a-lifetime. To make sure you get through the door, Event Tickets Center has great re-sell seats available for all kinds of happenings, from the World Series to The Masters. Their 100% Buyer Guarantee backs every ticket, and for those itching to get into the action, they're offering 10% off any World Series ticket with the code BASEBALL10.
Presented by Event Tickets Center.
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Medterra Daily Delight Gummies
We could all use a little extra delight in our lives. Medterra's Daily Delight Gummies use a balanced blend of THC and CBD to enhance everyday activities. Each gluten-free gummy delivers 25mg of full-spectrum CBD, 5mg of THC, and 3mg of minor cannabinoids to balance out the buzz. They're also third-party lab-tested for purity, made from USA-grown, non-GMO hemp, and easily cut in half (or quarters) for personalized dosing, ensuring an ideal mix of relaxation and joy every time.
Presented by Medterra.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Tempus
Breaking shit in slow motion. Doesn't get much better than that.
Groovin' With Ken
A manly role model wearing hot pink and driving a purple convertible. Need we say more?
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Collars & Co. CEO Sneaker
Sneakers don't have to be unsophisticated. Collars & Co.'s CEO Sneaker brings a look fit for the boardroom in a low-top cut and comfortable fit. A premium suede upper is paired with a padded dual-density outsole that can be worn all day with an understated modern style.
Presented by Collars & Co.
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Aspinal of London Hunter Leather Flask
On the road or just a long country walk, Aspinal of London's Leather Hunter Flask is the perfect companion. Made from stainless steel, the flask is sized to slip into a pocket for a nip of your favorite drink wherever you go. Fine, full-grain leather binding holds two cups to share with a friend.
Presented by Aspinal of London.
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NES Stop Motion
Kirby's Adventure, Contra, The Legend of Zelda, Metroid, Mega Man 2, and Super Mario Bros all get the LEGO-and-construction paper treatment.
Fly
One fly can cause lots of pain. Pretty much sums up this Monday for the Devour crew.
