Jedi A-Holes
Bon Jovi-esque mega-douchers use the Force and Light Sabers to show how things can go wrong when power falls into the wrong hands.
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Massive Fireworks Experiment
Do not try this at home.
Daft Punk Helmet
In just 17 short months, you too can have your very own Daft Punk helmet. It's like a rave on your face. Also comes with a month supply of Rohypnol.
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Zodiac Malachite Compression Dive Watch
No two stones are exactly alike. Neither are any two examples of this Zenith Super Sea Wolf Compression Diver. The dial is made from genuine malachite stone, giving each one a slightly unique character, and is paired with a black DLC stainless steel case and matching bracelet. A Swiss-made STP automatic movement powers the green Super-LumiNova Hands across the lume-filled black indexes.
Presented by Zodiac.
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Fold Bitcoin Cashback Card
Fold transforms personal finance by combining traditional banking with Bitcoin savings on one platform. With the Fold Card, users earn free Bitcoin on everyday purchases including bills, shopping, and transactions wherever Visa is accepted. Fold+ members also enjoy enhanced Bitcoin cashback on daily and recurring expenses, like mortgages and credit card payments. Link your card to the app and make managing cash and cryptocurrency seamless, with features like 'push to card' for effortless transfers between accounts. Fold empowers users to replace legacy accounts and fully embrace the Bitcoin economy with ease and confidence. Available on iOS and Android, for users in the United States.
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Tempus
Breaking shit in slow motion. Doesn't get much better than that.
Groovin' With Ken
A manly role model wearing hot pink and driving a purple convertible. Need we say more?
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Nike Air Force 1 '07 Snake Sneakers
2025 is the Year of the Snake in the Chinese zodiac. Nike is celebrating with a special version of the iconic Air Force 1. The cream-colored leather upper has a coiled snake pattern at the rear, a motif continued on the lace charms, and in the stitching at the rear of the green Swooshes. Underneath the facade lies Nike Air cushioning and a rubber sole with a classic traction pattern. They're finished with matching red tongue tags and a removable red lace bow.
Presented by Nike.
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Cheribundi Sleep Gummies
Cheribundi Sleep Gummies transform your sleep and recovery routine with the natural power of tart cherries and 3mg of melatonin. Designed for athletes and health enthusiasts, these NSF-certified gummies provide a convenient way to reduce inflammation, ease muscle soreness, and promote deeper, more restorative sleep — adding up to 90 extra minutes nightly. Packed with the antioxidant benefits of 25 tart cherries per serving, they also support immunity, improve overall health, and help you wake up refreshed. Cheribundi Sleep Gummies are a game-changing innovation to optimize wellness and redefine recovery.
Presented by Cheribundi.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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NES Stop Motion
Kirby's Adventure, Contra, The Legend of Zelda, Metroid, Mega Man 2, and Super Mario Bros all get the LEGO-and-construction paper treatment.
Fly
One fly can cause lots of pain. Pretty much sums up this Monday for the Devour crew.
