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Elevate your mid-season wardrobe with this expertly tailored blazer embodying Italian luxury. Handcrafted in Treviso, Northern Italy, as a testament to Luca Faloni's legacy and renowned craftsmanship, this piece is made from 100% virgin wool sourced in Biella. Its lightweight, wrinkle-resistant fabric offers unmatched versatility for business, travel, or casual wear. Features include a single-breasted two-button closure, notched lapels, AMF stitching, and patch pockets. The half-lined, unstructured design also ensures a refined yet relaxed fit. Presented in timeless navy blue, this Italian-made blazer is the epitome of enduring elegance and luxury.
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Dekáf is rewriting the rules of coffee with a lineup of single origins and signature blends that deliver all the boldness and complexity of the world's best coffees — without the caffeine. Sourced from select micro-lot farms and roasted to order in small batches, every bag highlights its origin's pure, vibrant character. Experience it all with Dekáf's subscription service allowing you explore the full lineup at your own pace. From zero-caffeine options to reduced-caffeine blends — ensuring every cup is crafted exactly for you. Fresh-roasted and shipped within 24 hours, don't compromise on your coffee any longer.
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The Ooni Halo Pro isn't just another mixer — it's a game-changer for home bakers chasing perfection. Engineered with professional mixing technology, it builds stronger gluten networks for dough that's stretchier, airier, and tastier than anything a traditional stand mixer can produce. Its dual-kneading action, featuring a spiral dough hook and breaker bar, ensures optimal gluten development for peak rise and texture. With a high-capacity, dishwasher-safe stainless steel bowl, 58-speed control, and a rugged shell built to handle serious torque, the Ooni Halo Pro is more than a mixer — it's the key to next-level pizza, bread, and pastries.
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TrueSeaMoss takes wellness up a notch with 12 bold new gel flavors, from mango and pineapple to strawberry and ashwagandha. Each is packed with over 90% of essential minerals your body craves, supporting gut, skin, and immune health with pure, ocean-sourced nutrition. Sustainably harvested and handcrafted in the USA, these 100% vegan, gluten-free gels seamlessly fit into your daily routine. Whether blended into smoothies or eaten straight from the spoon, they make healthy living taste better. Grab yours now with a 15% discount using code OG5HJ6BN and fuel your body the natural way.
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