Kung Fu Grandpa
Good Friday is a time to get your kung fu, nunchuck panda on in you local Food Lion parking lot and prepare to whoop the devil on Easter Sunday.
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Red Hot Nickel Ball Vs. Chocolate Bunny
Here comes Peter chocolate tail, melting down the bunny trail. Happy Easter, everyone.
Can Hackers Be Heroes?
Not all hackers are evil masterminds breaking into the mainframe. From fighting internet censorship in the Middle East to the recent Steubenville rape trial, groups like Anonymous have used their hacking abilities to promote justice around the world. In their latest mini-documentary, Off Book tries to reverse your negative perceptions of modern hackers.
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Jack Archer Jetsetter Pants
Long gone are the days of stiff, wrinkled chinos. Modern pants are cut from a different (better) cloth, and Jack Archer's Jetsetter Pants are a prime example. Crafted from premium Rebound fabric sourced from Japan, they're stretchy, wrinkle-free, anti-odor, and stain-resistant, making them great for travel. The fit provides room where it's needed but is slim where it's not, and is enhanced by a diamond-shaped gusset that prevents tightness in the crotch and the curved-waist design that provides a lift to the backside. Built with premium stitching, they also feature a zippered coin pocket and hidden reflective tape that's only revealed when they're cuffed. Now available in two cuts: the original, best-selling Slim Fit and the new Straight Fit, which offer a roomier fit from the knee down.
Presented by Jack Archer.
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Trojan Dual Pleasure Vibrating Ring
Toys made for her often vibrate. The male anatomy only vibrates as much as we can move our body. The Trojan Dual Pleasure Vibrating Ring splits the difference. It's made with a soft-touch ring that helps extend the sessions for him, connected to a ribbed vibrating to stimulate her. Crafted from soft-touch silicone, it's water-resistant to survive wet play, offers eight different intensities for personalized pleasure, and is USB rechargeable so it's good for multiple sessions, no matter how long they last.
Presented by Trojan.
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Kids Talk Dating Problems
Matthew Hussey's clever promotional video for his book Get the Guy plays out like a miniature episode of Sex and The City, where the Cosmopolitans are boxes of apple juice and the men still pick their nose.
Honest Cable Company
Tired of the high prices, unreliable connections, and horrible customer service from your cable company? Too bad. The comedy group Extremely Decent gets honest about the heartless, evil minds dictating your cable. NSFW.
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Medterra Daily Delight Gummies
We could all use a little extra delight in our lives. Medterra's Daily Delight Gummies use a balanced blend of THC and CBD to enhance everyday activities. Each gluten-free gummy delivers 25mg of full-spectrum CBD, 5mg of THC, and 3mg of minor cannabinoids to balance out the buzz. They're also third-party lab-tested for purity, made from USA-grown, non-GMO hemp, and easily cut in half (or quarters) for personalized dosing, ensuring an ideal mix of relaxation and joy every time.
Presented by Medterra.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Bombas Socks
Since their launch over ten years ago, Bombas has been dedicated to making high-quality clothing — first just socks, now tees, underwear, and more — while providing the same essentials to people in need. This holiday season, they're offering up to 15% off select packs while donating an essential clothing item to those in need for each item purchased. From Performance ankle and no-show socks to slippers and boxer briefs, their men's line has you covered, and there are options for ladies and kids. Their gift boxes remove the need to wrap — socks don't play well with wrapping paper, after all — and new customers can save an additional 25% off all socks, with free shipping for orders $125 and up.
Presented by Bombas.
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Beer Pong Arcade Game
The essential college party game is moving out of the frat house and into the arcade with this Beer Pong machine. The new arcade game features the ping pong balls and red Solo cups of the classic drinking game, but is missing one key element, THE BEER.
The Walking Dead Piano Cover
Pianist Sonya Belousova gives a killer, cosplay performance of the theme song from The Walking Dead, complete with hoards of walkers.
