Beards are basically hairy toilet seats sitting on your face. Shave immediately.
WIRED celebrates the Fourth by destroying a LEGO Star Destroyer.
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Pangaia's Harrington jacket takes the British outerwear icon and revamps it with sustainable materials. With little need to modify the classic Harrington's crisp style, Pangaia uses its DNA Cotton Linen blend in the jacket's lightweight construction. The jacket features zipper closure and chest pocket.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger acts out his entire film catalogue in six minutes.
Will Ferrell brings his impersonation of the legendary Cubs sportscaster out of retirement for David Letterman's final weeks.
Rowing machines engage 86% of your muscles and can burn up to 400 calories in just 20 minutes. Hydrow might be the best rower in the world, combining those workout benefits into a sleek new tech-savvy machine. Hydrow is made with commercial-grade components, with a 10-roller smooth gliding seat, and has been tested to last for over 3 million cycles. It also features a 22" HD touchscreen monitor with a hi-fi speaker for over 5,000 workouts led by Olympians and world-class athletes, stretching beyond rowing to cover HIIT, circuit training, yoga, and more. From 10/11 to 10/20, enjoy $400 off the Pro and $200 off the Wave as part of Hydrow's Pre-Holiday Sale using codes UNCRATEWAVE and UNCRATEPRO.
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HP's HP LaserJet Pro MFP 3101sdw delivers everything you need for printing at home or in a small office. The mono laser all-in-one printer delivers fast duplex black and white prints, with a 50-page automatic document feeder for scanning and copying. Setup is a snap, with automated installation through HP's website. A companion app for iOS and Android devices allows for mobile scanning and printing when connected to the printer's wifi network or directly to the printer via WiFi Direct. Scanning and printing from USB memory sticks is also available through a USB on the printer and using the 2.7-inch touchscreen control panel.
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