Beards are basically hairy toilet seats sitting on your face. Shave immediately.
WIRED celebrates the Fourth by destroying a LEGO Star Destroyer.
Hairmax kicks off Black Friday with deep discounts on its clinically proven hair growth lineup. The Lumina Hair Growth Helmet is $500 off and comes with a free five-piece gift set including shampoo, conditioner, supplements, and more. The PowerFlex Laser Cap 272 is also $500 off, while LaserBand and LaserComb devices are up to 20% off. Haircare and supplements get 15% off, and first-time subscribers can save 40%. These deals make it the perfect time to invest in thicker, fuller hair.
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For those who take late-night calls that turn into early flights, the Lundi Conally 36-Hour Briefcase is the only plus-one you need. Crafted from black canvas and leather with a silhouette as sharp as your pitch deck, it carries the precision of a briefcase and the utility of an overnight bag. Inside, there's a place for everything — laptop, documents, business cards, a change of clothes—because chaos isn't part of your carry-on. Finished with a leather strap, suitcase clip, and clean lines, it's built for long days and global nights.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger acts out his entire film catalogue in six minutes.
Will Ferrell brings his impersonation of the legendary Cubs sportscaster out of retirement for David Letterman's final weeks.
Insert terrible pun about vigilante justice here.
The return of the Nike Kobe 9 Elite Low EM Protro redefines what "comeback" means. After rupturing his Achilles in 2013, the Black Mamba returned to the hardwood in this very silhouette—a low-top built for speed and legacy. The engineered mesh upper breathes with every drive, while a Nike React foam liner keeps each jab sharp and responsive. Underfoot, the signature "fingerprint" outsole grips like determination—mapping the journey of a player who refused to quit. Build your legacy on and off the court with the signature of an all time great staying with you in every step.
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Nuun Sport isn't just hydration it's functional fuel. Crafted with clean ingredients and designed by athletes for athletes, this line of electrolyte tablets skips the sugar spike and crash for performance-focused support. Whether you're training, commuting, or just need a smarter sip between errands, Nuun Sport delivers balanced hydration, essential minerals, and great flavor all in a pack that fits in your gym bag, glove box, or backpack.
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It pays to be prepared, no matter how unlikely the scenario.
A massive six-hour professional retouch session in 90 seconds.