Beards are basically hairy toilet seats sitting on your face. Shave immediately.
WIRED celebrates the Fourth by destroying a LEGO Star Destroyer.
The Ritterwools Alpaca RitterVest is crafted from a luxurious blend of upcycled Alpaca fleece, Merino wool, and nylon, offering cashmere-like softness with superior durability. This vest provides exceptional moisture control, breathability, and antimicrobial properties for all-day comfort while being naturally stain, water, and wrinkle-resistant. Designed for a tailored fit, it seamlessly transitions from business casual to everyday wear while featuring discreet zippered hip pockets and additional storage for essentials. With a 65% biodegradable composition and available in eight refined colors, the Ritterwools Alpaca RitterVest is a sustainable, stylish alternative to a sport coat or suit.
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Velocity celebrates a milestone with its 500th Ford Bronco restomod, a masterclass in craftsmanship, performance, and design. Cloaked in Space White Pearl with gray sunset graphics, this Bronco flexes Velocity's signature attention to detail, from color-matched billet accessories to black 17-inch Method wheels. Inside, the VR Exclusive center console, Alcantara-accented leather seats, and heated front buckets elevate comfort, while a built-in wireless charger modernizes the cabin. Under the hood, the Gen 4X 5.0L Coyote V8 delivers next-level performance. A testament to Velocity's legacy and innovation, this build isn't just another restomod—it's a statement.
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Inspired by the H&K MP5, this might be the most powerful rubber band gun on the market. Each gun is crafted from solid hardwoods like Maple and Walnut and can unleash 24 rubber bands up to 30 feet. The MP5 comes equipped with 100 bands and is packaged on a wooden display board.
Arnold Schwarzenegger acts out his entire film catalogue in six minutes.
Will Ferrell brings his impersonation of the legendary Cubs sportscaster out of retirement for David Letterman's final weeks.
Formulated with a breakthrough peptide, rich plant stem cell extracts, and adaptogens, this nourishing eye serum is a solid addition to your daily routine. It delivers a youthful, revitalized appearance to your eyes in just one moisturizing step while it tackles crow's feet, dark circles, and puffiness. It's suitable for application both morning and night, ensuring your eyes look their best around the clock. Elevate your skincare game and reclaim a youthful look with this essential addition to your regimen.
Made from 100% recycled materials and milled under solar power, the Aero Zero is somehow one of the most comfortable button-down shirts around. The fabric is incredibly soft, light, and coiled to provide the stretch you deserve. As comfortable as it is sustainable, it has to be worn to be believed.
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