Nation's Pride / Stolz Der Nation
Propagandaly fake film-within-a-film of Quentin Tarantino's Inglourious Basterds.
Propagandaly fake film-within-a-film of Quentin Tarantino's Inglourious Basterds.
Epic mashup of classic movies and TV shows, all wrapped into a Bill Murray-approved dance song.
In this 7-part, 70-minute review/decimation of the first "new" Star Wars movie, a young gentleman eloquently describes why you came out of the theater in 1999 with the taste of llama dung in your mouth.
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Meet the most interesting social escorts for wealthy widows you'll see onscreen all year.
Robert Rodriguez's fake-trailer-turned-film is almost ready. Danny Trejo stars, backed up by Jessica Alba, Robert De Niro, Lindsay Lohan, Cheech, Steven Seagal (!), and Don Johnson (!!).
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Josh "DJ Brand Walsh" Brolin stars as the DC Comics gunslinger Jonah Hex. Also get your fill of John Malkovich, Megan Fox, and the notorious Gob.