Nation's Pride / Stolz Der Nation
Propagandaly fake film-within-a-film of Quentin Tarantino's Inglourious Basterds.
Propagandaly fake film-within-a-film of Quentin Tarantino's Inglourious Basterds.
Epic mashup of classic movies and TV shows, all wrapped into a Bill Murray-approved dance song.
In this 7-part, 70-minute review/decimation of the first "new" Star Wars movie, a young gentleman eloquently describes why you came out of the theater in 1999 with the taste of llama dung in your mouth.
HairMax's LaserBand 82 ComfortFlex takes a clinical approach to restoring fuller, healthier hair with real medical-grade lasers. Delivering 1,230mW of therapeutic light energy directly to the scalp, it stimulates follicles to reverse thinning, restart natural growth cycles, and increase density over time. A flexible band design and soft-touch teeth keep treatments comfortable, while its proven red light therapy tech makes it one of the most efficient at-home solutions for tackling hair loss.
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The Hydrow Arc Rower is the next-gen, high-intensity upgrade in Hydrow's smart rower lineup—built for those who demand more from cardio. It features a larger 24-inch rotating HD display, electromagnetic drag resistance adjustable from 50-300 (with certain levels designed to mimic water) and a premium sound setup for immersive, stat-trackable workouts. The Arc retains the same structural robustness as its siblings—supporting up to 375 lbs, built with aluminum and steel frames—and elevates the experience with sharper visuals and upgraded performance tuning. It's Hydrow's premium choice for full-body training at home. Enjoy $100 off with code UNCRATE.
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Meet the most interesting social escorts for wealthy widows you'll see onscreen all year.
Robert Rodriguez's fake-trailer-turned-film is almost ready. Danny Trejo stars, backed up by Jessica Alba, Robert De Niro, Lindsay Lohan, Cheech, Steven Seagal (!), and Don Johnson (!!).
Velocity's 1976 Ford Bronco Blackout pairs vintage attitude with modern muscle. Finished in Arabian Gray with blacked-out badging, bumpers, and a family-style roll cage, it makes an unmistakable first impression. Inside, upgraded leather and a Pioneer touchscreen with Apple CarPlay add comfort and tech, while a Gen III 5.0L Coyote V8 and 10-speed automatic deliver 460 horsepower. Wilwood brakes, coil spring suspension, and 17-inch Method Race Wheels complete a build that turns every drive into a statement.
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Gear up for gameday with Nike's 2025 "Rivalries" collection—a new wave of NFL uniforms and merch that turn team loyalty into wearable culture. More than sideline staples, these alternates fuse identity with hometown swagger: Buffalo suits up in an icy "Cold Front," the Jets channel Gotham grit, and the Cardinals bring desert heat in a sandstorm white-out. Dropping first in high-stakes divisional matchups and staying in rotation for three seasons, the kits hit the sweet spot between fashion, hype, and legacy. Launching September 10, the collection spans jerseys, hoodies, shoes, and headwear worldwide—where team lore meets streetwear-level design.
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Josh "DJ Brand Walsh" Brolin stars as the DC Comics gunslinger Jonah Hex. Also get your fill of John Malkovich, Megan Fox, and the notorious Gob.