Patton Oswalt Is a True Detective
Patton Oswalt does his best Rust Cohle for this True Detective spoof.
Patton Oswalt does his best Rust Cohle for this True Detective spoof.
If you were wondering what the most useless and impressive thing you could make in Minecraft was, it's probably this - a clock that counts down the death of the universe.
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Basically put butt infront of any other word and it automatically becomes bad.
Prepare to have your stomach turned. Urban daredevil Scott Young climbs a 40-story building and does a handstand on the absolute edge.
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Only slightly less enjoyable than watching humans trip and fall.