Paul Rudd Computing
Paul Rudd has the most awesome computer ever. Computer, load up Celery Man.
Paul Rudd has the most awesome computer ever. Computer, load up Celery Man.
Bon Jovi-esque mega-douchers use the Force and Light Sabers to show how things can go wrong when power falls into the wrong hands.
Tap water contamination can affect more than just drinking water, as poor-quality water can dry out skin, damage hair, and impact respiratory health. The Rorra Filtered Showerhead is built to deliver high performance and better health, and has been rigorously tested by multiple third party labs. This new entrant into the category was designed from the ground up with thoughtful ergonomics, optimized jet design and tool-free installation. Their new system combines advanced filtration with a timeless form, utilizing a precise combination of US-made KDF-55 and high-purity Calcium Sulfite media to deliver 90 days of optimal performance before needing replacement. Engineered to last for years and ready to use out of the box — no handyman required. Tap into clean water with Rorra today.
Presented by Rorra.
The Toscano Linen & Cotton Shorts are the Riviera summer distilled: a breathable blend of linen and cotton that feels as effortless as a coastal breeze and tailored with Italian finesse. Featuring a modern fit and soft texture, these shorts carry you seamlessly from sun-soaked beachside escapes in Portofino to twilight strolls through Saint-Tropez. Featuring a drawstring waistband and functional pockets, they're built for warm-weather days where comfort meets understated elegance—your essential companion for every moment under the Mediterranean sun.
Presented by Collars & Co.
In just 17 short months, you too can have your very own Daft Punk helmet. It's like a rave on your face. Also comes with a month supply of Rohypnol.
The new elite isn't chasing hype — they're building longevity. From boardrooms to backcountry trails, a rising class of athletes, founders, and performance-first men are rewriting what it means to age well. Leading the charge is Eric Hinman: 5x Ironman, serial entrepreneur, and proof that hustle and recovery aren't opposites — they're partners. JOYMODE delivers KSM-66 Ashwagandha, Longjack, and Boron to support energy, drive, recovery, and resilience. This movement isn't about inflated egos or quick fixes—it's about showing up stronger at 6AM than you did at 26. The game doesn't end at 30. It evolves — and you evolve with it. Enjoy 20% off with code HINMAN20.
Presented by JOYMODE.
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Cut from pure Italian linen and crafted in Northern Italy, Luca Faloni's Bermuda shorts don't chase trends — they define a way of life. Their garment-dyed hues echo Amalfi frescos and Riviera skies, while an internal drawstring and horn button closure deliver comfort without compromise. Whether you're meandering cobbled alleys in search of the perfect sea urchin spaghetti or slipping into sun-drenched silence on a private terrace above Positano, these shorts whisper of leisure with intention. For men who savor nuance, curate color, and choose stillness over spectacle, this is summer — tailored, tasteful, and timeless.
Presented by Luca Faloni.
A manly role model wearing hot pink and driving a purple convertible. Need we say more?
Kirby's Adventure, Contra, The Legend of Zelda, Metroid, Mega Man 2, and Super Mario Bros all get the LEGO-and-construction paper treatment.