Premature Celebration
Celebrating after you've crossed the finish line is always a solid idea.
Celebrating after you've crossed the finish line is always a solid idea.
They're lucky they didn't cause a stick singularity.
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Bakscape revolutionizes men's grooming with a time-saving, omni-directional shaver designed for effortless self-care. Its six precision titanium-coated foils deliver an ultra-close, irritation-free shave — whether wet or dry — while the friction-fit extendable handle ensures independent back, head, chest, and full-body grooming. Unlike bulky competitors prone to razor burn, Bakscape's sleek, efficient design offers complete coverage in just minutes, providing the ultimate grooming. Plus, enjoy 10% off your first subscription order with code BAKLBY10.
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A close encounter with the vicious sea cow. Kind of.
Built for pavement, packed trains, and unpredictable forecasts, the Nike C1TY Premium Cordura is urban armor for your feet. Reinforced with abrasion-resistant mesh, suede, and a rugged toe box, it's designed to handle the friction of real street life—whether that's dodging scooters in SoHo or clocking miles through Tokyo alleyways. The dual-stiffness Waffle outsole grips everything from wet subway steps to rooftop lounges, while a cupsole build and flexible foam keep the ride comfortable from sunrise hustle to midnight wind-down. Tap into the rhythm of city living, giving your daily circuit the grip, grit, and style it deserves.
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For those optimizing every hour of his day — ice baths at dawn, boardroom calls by noon, and flights by night — Immunity Collagen Peptides from The Collagen Co. offer a potent yet effortless boost. This Andean-inspired blend combines hydrolyzed grass-fed collagen with Vitamins C, A, D, and Zinc to support skin's immune barrier, gut defense, and joint function. With clarity, stamina, and vitality all in one scoop, it keeps you energized, resilient, and recovery-ready, without disrupting your daily routine.
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Chris Pratt is the raptor whisperer in this look at the Jurassic Park sequel.