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Celebrating after you've crossed the finish line is always a solid idea.
Celebrating after you've crossed the finish line is always a solid idea.
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Epiphany's Clit Arousal Serum is a targeted pleasure enhancer built around a silky, pH-balanced formula that works with her body's natural responses to elevate sensation and awareness. It isn't a lubricant but a unique arousal serum that delivers a warm, tingling effect from just a drop or two, gently stimulating sensitive nerve endings to boost pleasure whether solo or with a partner. Made in the USA with natural, vegan ingredients and developed by women, the lightweight, non-greasy formula is designed to make intimate moments feel more intense and satisfying without residue or stickiness.
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These chewable Oral Probiotics for Teeth and Gums bring a new layer of care to your daily hygiene routine by seeding your mouth with beneficial bacteria that help balance your oral microbiome. Formulated with clinically studied strains like BLIS K12 to support fresher breath and overall gum and throat health, each mint-flavored lozenge dissolves easily after brushing, letting the probiotics work where they matter most. It's a simple, science-backed way to reinforce brushing and flossing with targeted microbial support that keeps your mouth feeling cleaner and healthier day after day.
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A close encounter with the vicious sea cow. Kind of.
Chris Pratt is the raptor whisperer in this look at the Jurassic Park sequel.
Ranked the best fitness app for 2026 by CNN Underscored, BODi is a comprehensive training platform built around consistency and scale. The program delivers professional workout plans accessible online and through the app, structured to support regular training at home or on the move. A digital membership offers access to more than 140 trainers and a selection of efficient 10-minute workouts designed for busy schedules. For a deeper commitment, members can tap into BODi's full library of over 8,000 workouts spanning beginner to advanced levels. For a limited time, subscriptions start at $99 for the first /year or grab , with a 10-minute workout plan available for $10/month.
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Bouq's elevates flower gifting with a modern approach that favors intention, quality, and longevity over one-day gestures. From flexible flower subscriptions to limited-edition seasonal arrangements and a playful LEGO Roses collaboration, the brand offers thoughtful options that feel both refined and fun. Valentine's highlights range from classic rose-forward bouquets like the Valentine's Day Arrangement and Lotta Love to moodier picks like Merlot and Supernova Anemones, plus lasting keepsakes such as the Marshmallow orchid and the LEGO Botanicals Bouquet of Roses. It's gifting that feels considered and elevated, extending the spirit of Valentine's Day well past a single date. Enjoy 25% Off with code UNCRATE.
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