Scanner Ants
How are you supposed to get any counterfeiting done with a colony of ants messing everything up?
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Sharks
In honor of the 2010 installment of Shark Week on the Discovery Channel, enjoy this compilation of sharktastic videos.
Jedi Bear
As if bears aren't already ferocious enough, now we're giving them Light Sabers.
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Coastline Longevity Welcome Pack
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Melin HydroLite Hats
Headwear becomes true performance equipment with Melin's HydroLite collection, engineered for daily use rather than seasonal rotation. Lightweight, breathable fabrics combine with moisture and water resistance to handle heat, sweat, and travel without losing structure or shape. Performance features stay hidden within a clean, minimal exterior, delivering durability and shape retention built for long-term, repeat wear across environments.
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AT-AT Day Afternoon
The Empire's AT-AT reimagined as a modern day pet. We want one. Now. Check out the making-of video too.
Lego Star Wars Trilogy
Stop-motion makes us happy. Legos make us happier. Stop-motion Lego Star Wars almost makes our hearts explode.
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Graffiti Proposal
All together now. Awwww.
Alma
This is probably the freakiest thing you could encounter. There's no logic in entering a dark store with a voodoo doll of yourself in it. Or any store full of any creepy dolls.
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Epiphany Arousal Serum
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Presented by Epiphany.
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I'm Here
Spike Jonze informs us about robot relationships in this Absolut-sponsored love story. Watch the whole thing here.
Something Left, Something Taken
Old fashioned film work at it's best. Tiny Inventions shows that expensive effects aren't needed to tell their true story. Lesson learned, always be prepared.
