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The return of the Nike Kobe 9 Elite Low EM Protro redefines what "comeback" means. After rupturing his Achilles in 2013, the Black Mamba returned to the hardwood in this very silhouette—a low-top built for speed and legacy. The engineered mesh upper breathes with every drive, while a Nike React foam liner keeps each jab sharp and responsive. Underfoot, the signature "fingerprint" outsole grips like determination—mapping the journey of a player who refused to quit. Build your legacy on and off the court with the signature of an all time great staying with you in every step.
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TribeTokes' gummy collection turns wellness into something you actually want to chew on. With formulas spanning THC, Delta-8, CBD, CBN, and more—plus vegan, live-resin options—the lineup is built for everything from stress relief and better sleep to just kicking back and enjoying your night. Each gummy is crafted without artificial colors or corn syrup, using real fruit juices and lab-tested ingredients to keep things clean, tasty, and effective. Whether you're looking focus, night-time calm, or mellow unlocks, there's a gummy fit for the moment. Use code THCA15 for 15% off.
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Star Wars meets Spaceballs, again.
A Christmas carol for the millennial.
Makes you wish every video game trailer was this honest.
A giraffe in South Africa stops for a drink — and unknowingly creates the best bar name ever.
Born from aerospace inspiration and machined with obsessive precision, the MetMo Piston delivers pocket-sized performance through a silky-smooth aerodynamic bearing and whisper-quiet pneumatic operation. Fitted with a pressure release valve and built for endless spinning, it transforms idle moments into kinetic meditation. Just 150 Pistons are crafted each month due to the meticulous engineering involved. Launch to the moon—this is precision you can feel in the palm of your hand.
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Built to handle the shift from crisp autumn trails to winter's unpredictable storms, the Air Jordan 1 Element Low A/T fuses classic Jordan DNA with all-weather function. A GORE-TEX-lined upper keeps rain and slush at bay, while a rugged trail outsole and cushioned foam midsole deliver stability and comfort across slick streets or muddy paths. Its perforated toe box nods to the original, but every other detail is engineered for exploration. Equal parts legacy and utility—this is the Air Jordan built for fall's chill and winter's edge.
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The Christmas tree of your 7-year-old dreams.
Brett Domino gives us the ingredients for a delicious Christmas carol.