Sexy Abdominal Thrust
We at Devour our now practicing our abdominal thrusts. If this video isn't convincing enough for you, also watch Super Sexy CPR.
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Thinking Is Fun
Vodka martinis, cigarettes, and scissors always seems to do the trick for us. That's how we came up for the idea for Devour.
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Nike C1TY Premium Cordura
Built for pavement, packed trains, and unpredictable forecasts, the Nike C1TY Premium Cordura is urban armor for your feet. Reinforced with abrasion-resistant mesh, suede, and a rugged toe box, it's designed to handle the friction of real street life—whether that's dodging scooters in SoHo or clocking miles through Tokyo alleyways. The dual-stiffness Waffle outsole grips everything from wet subway steps to rooftop lounges, while a cupsole build and flexible foam keep the ride comfortable from sunrise hustle to midnight wind-down. Tap into the rhythm of city living, giving your daily circuit the grip, grit, and style it deserves.
Presented by Nike.
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Pair Eyewear
Pair Eyewear introduces its new Mixed Material Collection, with three fresh base frame colors — Tortoise/Gold, Pink Clear/Rose Gold, and Green Clear/Gold — offering a stylish upgrade to five fan-favorite shapes. Whether you're after the timeless edge of Tortoise/Gold, the romantic charm of Pink Clear/Rose Gold, or the grounded cool of Green Clear/Gold, this collection brings elevated versatility to your everyday look. Each frame is crafted in-house and to reflect your evolving style in the highest quality eyewear possible.
Presented by Pair Eyewear.
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What Would You Do (If A Shark Started Eating You) by Brett Domino
It's a good thing that Brett Domino wrote this informational song about the dangers of shark, snake, and monkey attacks. Maybe people will quit putting themselves in those kinds of situations.
Tighten Up by The Black Keys
The Black Keys show that love can make you do crazy things. Like think there's something wrong with the smell of ranch dressing. It's just un-American to not like ranch dressing
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ONNIT Alpha BRAIN Supplements
For high-performers who treat clarity and speed of mind as non-negotiables, Onnit's Alpha BRAIN delivers a focused, caffeine-free edge for those pursuing their full potential. Backed by clinical trials and over 10 million bottles sold, this nootropic supports cognitive performance — boosting memory, mental speed, and executive function with a precise blend of Alpha-GPC, L‑Theanine, Vitamin B6, and Phosphatidylserine. Whether you're strategizing, creating, gaming, or navigating high-stakes moments, Alpha BRAIN promotes alpha wave production and supports acetylcholine levels to keep your mind sharp without the crash. Available in capsules or instant powder for travel, it's a tool that doesn't just power your day — it elevates it.
Presented by ONNIT.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Jack Archer Jetsetter Shorts
For the man whose passport sees more stamps than dust, the Jack Archer Jetsetter Shorts are the essential uniform of elevated travel. Crafted with the discerning frequent flyer in mind, these shorts blend tailored aesthetics with ultimate performance. The sculpted waistband lifts with intention and ensures first-class comfort without compromise. Wrinkle-free, odor-resistant, and stain-repellent, they demand nothing and deliver everything. With fabric that adapts to motion and maintains its shape across time zones, the Jetsetter is proof that luxury doesn't pause for laundry. From Santorini to São Paulo, this is how you stay sharp without trying.
Presented by Jack Archer.
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Why Don't You Love Me by Beyonce
Beyonce as an over-worked housewife is as hot as you'd imagined.
