A parody of The Social Network. We'd rather go see this this version instead.
Paul Rudd has the most awesome computer ever. Computer, load up Celery Man.
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Bon Jovi-esque mega-douchers use the Force and Light Sabers to show how things can go wrong when power falls into the wrong hands.
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In just 17 short months, you too can have your very own Daft Punk helmet. It's like a rave on your face. Also comes with a month supply of Rohypnol.