Captain Obvious explains the differences between AMC's new zombie show and its old zombie show.
Celebrating the heritage of Timberland's iconic Premium 6-Inch Boot—worn by legends from Spike Lee to Kiko Mizuhara—the Fall 2025 campaign reignites the spirit of independence and cultural relevance that has defined the boot for decades. The 6-Inch Boot is a symbol etched into culture, carrying generations from city streets to job sites without compromise. Built with rugged craftsmanship from waterproof leather, PrimaLoft® insulation, and a cushioned, fatigue-fighting interior, it delivers durability and comfort in equal measure. Beyond function, it stands as a tribute to authenticity and resilience—a benchmark that has defined icons, weathered movements, and only grown stronger with time.
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SHRED turns your phone into a hyper-personal trainer. With AI-adapted programs built by top fitness coaches, it molds workouts to your goals, schedule, and equipment—whether you're lifting at home or hitting the gym. Want hypertrophy, weight loss, or bodyweight routines? It's got you. Track progress, grab feedback, and swap plans seamlessly as you improve. Think: coach-designed results without the gym clock drama.
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Philo Cat will continue to use the people door, thank you.
HairMax's LaserBand 82 ComfortFlex takes a clinical approach to restoring fuller, healthier hair with real medical-grade lasers. Delivering 1,230mW of therapeutic light energy directly to the scalp, it stimulates follicles to reverse thinning, restart natural growth cycles, and increase density over time. A flexible band design and soft-touch teeth keep treatments comfortable, while its proven red light therapy tech makes it one of the most efficient at-home solutions for tackling hair loss. Use code QCU3R818 for 10% off.
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Low-calorie and alcohol-free, Five's Infuzed THC Seltzers let you unwind with no regrets. They're designed to replace traditional booze, with 2mg of delta-9 THC, 2mg of CBD, and additional cannabinoids to deliver good vibes with every sip. The buzz will begin in under 15 minutes, and because it's plant-powered, you can relax and enjoy the ride without worrying about the hangover that inevitably follows. Naturally flavored in Black Cherry, Grapefruit, and Guava Passionfruit, each refreshing can is just 40 calories, allowing you to savor the moment guilt-free.
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A slightly creepy yet strangely soothing animation by Mike Pelletier.
If you have to come down like this, this is the person you want behind the sticks.