Speaking in Song Lyrics at Costco
Ellen sends one of her writers to do her dirty work in at Costco. As usual, the result are nothing short of hilarious.
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A Capella Super Mario Bros. Theme
Nick McKaig power-ups his latest vocal cover by adding plumbing partner Trudbol to create an a cappella medley of the Super Mario Bros. theme song.
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Nike Alphafly 3 Shoe
Lace up for long-distance performance with the Nike Alphafly 3. Built for marathon pacing, it combines two Air Zoom units with a carbon fiber plate to store and return energy with every stride. Paired with a ZoomX foam midsole, the shoe keeps you feeling fresh mile after mile, while its lightweight construction and notched laces make it the most responsive Alphafly yet. Designed to support speed and endurance, the Alphafly 3 delivers performance that makes long runs feel effortless and leaves personal bests in the dust.
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Masterworks
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Cat Sings Star Wars Theme Song
A long time ago in a litter box far, far away...
Worst Death Scene Ever
From the 1973 Turkish film Kareteci Kız comes the worst, yet best, movie death you'll ever see.
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Top James Bond One-Liners
You have to admit, James Bond is pretty punny. Here's the best post-mortem puns from 007.
Replacement Weather Guy
The forecast is sunny with a chance of thunder-blizzard hurricanes. Green Bay's NBC affiliate pokes fun at the NFL's replacement refs. At least they still know how to laugh.
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Nike Zoom Vomero Roam
Built for wet commutes and winter slush, the Nike Zoom Vomero Roam updates the everyday trainer with winter weather protection. A durable upper is reinforced with rubber mudguards and a water-repellent finish keeps out the elements, while full-length Nike Air Zoom cushioning delivers all-day comfort. Designed to handle winter streets without sacrificing comfort and style, the Vomero Roam keeps you moving through whatever the season throws at you.
Presented by Nike.
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Nike Air Max Waffle SP
Nike merges two icons into one silhouette with the Air Max Waffle SP, combining the Tuned Air midsole of the Air Max Plus with the lightweight upper and rugged Waffle outsole of the original Waffle Trainer. The result is a modern hybrid built for all-day comfort with a clear line back to Nike's heritage, offering enhanced stability and a more responsive ride. It's a crossover built to handle mixed terrain with a confident stride that easily fits into your daily rotation.
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Call It Maybe
KFAN FM squeaked by one more Carly Rae Jepsen parody with the help of the NFL replacement officials.
Hamburger Alley
For the new Hungry In web series, Josh Ozersky takes a bite out of New York's best burger joints.
