Speaking in Song Lyrics at Costco
Ellen sends one of her writers to do her dirty work in at Costco. As usual, the result are nothing short of hilarious.
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A Capella Super Mario Bros. Theme
Nick McKaig power-ups his latest vocal cover by adding plumbing partner Trudbol to create an a cappella medley of the Super Mario Bros. theme song.
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Grayman & Company Ballistic Aviator Sunglasses
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Presented by Grayman & Company.
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Tinto Amorio Natural Wine Gift Set
Dedicated to creating sustainably produced natural wines using certified organic grapes from California, Tinto Amorio's wines are among the most sought-after in the category. This sampler includes three bottles of three different varieties — Jajaja Glou Glou Red Wine, Bheeyo Skin-Contact Orange Wine, and the best-selling Monje Orange Wine. Fermented wild with native yeasts and made in limited quantities, they're perfect for elevated holiday gatherings.
Presented by Tinto Amorio.
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Cat Sings Star Wars Theme Song
A long time ago in a litter box far, far away...
Worst Death Scene Ever
From the 1973 Turkish film Kareteci Kız comes the worst, yet best, movie death you'll ever see.
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Ford Accessories
Whether your Ford has a few miles on it and needs a few upgrades or if it's new and just needs some personalization, Ford Accessories has you covered. For the performance-minded, there are upgraded suspension and exhaust systems, cold air intakes, and brake kits. Exterior upgrades include custom-fit running boards, splash guards, aerodynamic roof racks, and cargo carriers, while inside there are premium floor liners and cargo management systems. Technology moves fast, so upgrades like infotainment updates, advanced driver-assist technologies, and blind-spot monitoring systems can bring aging vehicles into line with modern lifestyles.
Presented by Ford.
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Canadian Down & Feather Company
Canadian Down & Feather Company takes comfort seriously. The self-proclaimed sleep enthusiasts are masters in anything down and feather, including duvets, pillows, mattress toppers, and cushions. All of their products are ethically sourced and crafted to the highest standards. They have a wide variety of options to suit all sleep styles and feature an expert, personalized service to help navigate the options. On top of that, the company is dedicated to environmentally-conscious production with Carbonzero Certified operations that offset the carbon emissions generated by their facility. So prepare for hibernation season and turn your sleep space into a cozy sanctuary with one, or all, of their products. Enjoy up to 30% during their holiday sale.
Presented by Canadian Down & Feather Company.
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Top James Bond One-Liners
You have to admit, James Bond is pretty punny. Here's the best post-mortem puns from 007.
Replacement Weather Guy
The forecast is sunny with a chance of thunder-blizzard hurricanes. Green Bay's NBC affiliate pokes fun at the NFL's replacement refs. At least they still know how to laugh.
