Stuff Apple Fanboys Say
Whether you're an Apple fanatic or whatever else those other people use, we can all agree Apple should totally make iced coffee.
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Martinez Cigars
Since 1974 Martinez Cigars has been hand-rolling the world's finest tobaccos from their midtown New York City factory. Now, 38 years later, Jesus Martinez honors his father's talents, skills, and memory by continuing the tradition of crafting elite cigars.
Hoverboard Test Footage
Awesome pre-production test footage of the Back To The Furutre Part II stunt crew practicing Marty McFly's epic hoverboard chase sequence. With there being less than three years until 2015, we will take being hoisted up by strings with a skateboard taped to our feet too at this point.
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Nathan & Sons Boars Hair Toothbrush Kit
A bit of old-world care returns to the daily routine with Nathan & Sons' Boar's Hair Toothbrush Kit, a refined grooming set built around quality and simplicity. Each brush uses natural boar bristles to gently condition gums and polish enamel, paired with classic wooden handles that add an understated, heirloom feel. Thoughtfully packaged and travel ready, it turns an everyday habit into a small but intentional ritual.
Presented by Nathan & Sons.
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Camino Gummies
Camino's hemp-forward gummies offer a modern answer to Dry January and the broader Q1 wellness reset, trading restriction for balance and intention. Flavors like Sparkling Pear and Watermelon Spritz deliver a celebratory, alcohol-free way to unwind, pairing sophisticated taste with buildable doses of hemp-derived Delta-9 THC, CBD, CBN, and natural terpenes for tailored effects. Designed for social moments as much as quiet nights in, they support relaxation and stress relief without next-day tradeoffs, making them a natural fit for anyone exploring a Cali-sober lifestyle while staying present and connected.
Presented by Camino.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement or medication. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate.
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Breaking Bad Illustrated
After showing Tim Burton some illustrated love, Martin Woutisseth gives the greatest TV show a graphic makeover.
Every NFL Fan in 90 Seconds
NOC sums up every NFL fan in a single sentence, and they nailed it.
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How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse Part 2
Always remember, use your head and smash theirs. Even more tips on how to survive a zombie apocalypse.
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Epiphany Clit Arousal Serum
Take your partner from zero to horny in seconds. Epiphany's Clit Arousal Serum focuses on amplifying sensation in the most sensitive part of the female body. The silky, pH-balanced formula isn't a lubricant, but a serum that works with the body's natural responses to heighten sensation using just a drop or two. A warm, gentle tingling sensation instantly increases awareness and sensitivity without overwhelming. Made in the USA with natural, vegan ingredients and developed by women, it's an award-winning, doctor recommended approach to elevating foreplay and igniting her desire.
Presented by Epiphany.
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Bouqs Valentine Flowers
Bouq's elevates flower gifting with a modern approach that favors intention, quality, and longevity over one-day gestures. From flexible flower subscriptions to limited-edition seasonal arrangements and a playful LEGO Roses collaboration, the brand offers thoughtful options that feel both refined and fun. Valentine's highlights range from classic rose-forward bouquets like the Valentine's Day Arrangement and Lotta Love to moodier picks like Merlot and Supernova Anemones, plus lasting keepsakes such as the Marshmallow orchid and the LEGO Botanicals Bouquet of Roses. It's gifting that feels considered and elevated, extending the spirit of Valentine's Day well past a single date. Enjoy 25% Off with code UNCRATE.
Presented by Bouqs.
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John Clayton
After a long day of spreading his NFL knowledge, John Clayton just likes to let his hair down in the comfort of his mother's basement.
Grand Theft Auto Back to the Future Mod
If you want to be time-traveling through Hill Valley in the DeLoran, it's going to take more than a single download. This mod is months worth of tweaking and researching from a Grand Theft Auto/Back to the Future fanatic, but shooting up cops and picking up hookers as Marty McFly will make it totally worth it.
