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Massive Fireworks Experiment
Do not try this at home.
Daft Punk Helmet
In just 17 short months, you too can have your very own Daft Punk helmet. It's like a rave on your face. Also comes with a month supply of Rohypnol.
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Collars & Co. Cotton and Cashmere Crew Neck Sweater
Collars & Co.'s Luxury Touch Crew Neck Sweater blends cotton and cashmere for a lightweight knit that's as breathable as it is soft. Cut for year-round wear, it delivers warmth without bulk, built-in UV protection, and natural odor resistance, making it as functional as it is refined. Finished in classic black — and other timeless shades — it's a versatile layer that moves seamlessly from work to weekend.
Presented by Collars & Co.
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Beyond Alpha Ultimate Alpha Stack
The Ultimate Alpha Stack from Beyond Alpha is a two-part hormone optimization system designed to restore masculine vitality. It combines T Breakthrough, a blend of 14 clinically backed compounds (like TestoSurge Fenugreek, Tongkat Ali, Shilajit, and Black Maca) shown to boost testosterone, with EstroControl, a formula built to detox estrogen using ingredients like DIM, resveratrol, milk thistle, and broccoli sprout extract. Together, the stack supports fat loss, improved energy and drive, sharper focus, and more balanced body composition. All 24 ingredients are tested for purity and potency, helping you reset your hormonal ecosystem and perform at your peak.
Presented by Beyond Alpha.
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Tempus
Breaking shit in slow motion. Doesn't get much better than that.
Groovin' With Ken
A manly role model wearing hot pink and driving a purple convertible. Need we say more?
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NES Stop Motion
Kirby's Adventure, Contra, The Legend of Zelda, Metroid, Mega Man 2, and Super Mario Bros all get the LEGO-and-construction paper treatment.
Fly
One fly can cause lots of pain. Pretty much sums up this Monday for the Devour crew.
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Omre NMN + RESVERATROL Supplement
Omre's NMN + Resveratrol is a science-driven longevity supplement designed to support energy, focus, and cellular repair from within. Each serving delivers 500mg of NMN to boost NAD+ production alongside 500mg of micronized resveratrol for powerful antioxidant support. Vegan, filler-free, and enhanced with black pepper extract for optimal absorption, it's a clean, high-impact formula built for those serious about aging well.
Presented by Omre.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Happy Head Hair Growth Solution
Happy Head is changing the game in hair care by offering prescription-strength, dermatologist-formulated treatments for hair thinning and loss. Using clinically proven ingredients like Minoxidil, Finasteride, Spironolactone, and Retinol, each formula is customized for your hair type, gender, and goals, all delivered through a seamless tele-dermatology platform. For an extra layer of personalization, the optional StrandIQ™ at-home DNA test analyzes genetic markers to optimize results. Enjoy an extra 25% off site wide this December.
Presented by Happy Head.
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Primavera
If all the robots would unite and form robot families, maybe they wouldn't all be so sad and lonely. Just a thought.
