Do not try this at home.
In just 17 short months, you too can have your very own Daft Punk helmet. It's like a rave on your face. Also comes with a month supply of Rohypnol.
Crack open summer with a twist of the tropics — Vita Coco isn't just coconut water, it's peak hydration. Whether you're reaching for the Original, spiking your senses with Pineapple, or riding the duo wave of Peach & Mango, each sip hits like a hammock in motion. Packed with electrolytes, nutrients, and just enough island attitude to revive you from boardroom burnout or beach-day bliss, Vita Coco is the closest thing to a vacation in a carton. No passport needed — just thirst.
Presented by Vita Coco.
Tailored for black-tie formality without sacrificing comfort, the Reynolds Piqué Bib Formal Shirt elevates the dress code with 100% fine Italian cotton and a structured piqué bib front. Featuring a refined Monterey collar, French placket, and single-needle stitching, it's a modern classic built for movement with rotated armholes and gusseted seams. Finished with Talbott's signature gold details and crafted from easy-care, Oeko-Tex certified fabric, it's as functional as it is polished.
Presented by Robert Talbott.
Breaking shit in slow motion. Doesn't get much better than that.
A manly role model wearing hot pink and driving a purple convertible. Need we say more?
Forged for those who don't just travel, but arrive, MVST's Carbon S and Carbon X suitcases are the kind of gear that turns heads in first class and gets a nod from the Bellagio valet. Wrapped in military-grade carbon fiber and edged in 6 series anodized aluminum, these aren't your standard carry-ons — they're tactical instruments of movement. The Carbon S is streamlined with a wide telescopic handle that opens up packing space, while the Carbon X opts for a bolder, squared-off profile that's sharp enough to match your tailoring. Inside, Alter-Nappa leather and Alcantara set the tone: understated opulence for the man who's seen every lounge. Personalize your piece by engraving or color.
Presented by MVST.
Take the edge off with Earlybird, the Austin-based brand delivering full-spectrum CBD gummies that offer just the right dose of relaxation without derailing your day. Each gummy contains 2.5mg of naturally derived hemp THC for a subtle, functional buzz — perfect for unwinding without the hangover. Think of them as a warm hug for your nervous system and a smooth companion for travel, sleep, or stress. Available in Strawberry, Lemon, and Watermelon — for a feel-good intro to your new favorite ritual.
Presented by Earlybird.
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Kirby's Adventure, Contra, The Legend of Zelda, Metroid, Mega Man 2, and Super Mario Bros all get the LEGO-and-construction paper treatment.
One fly can cause lots of pain. Pretty much sums up this Monday for the Devour crew.