Superhuman Tape Measure Skills
This is how a 1-month job turns into a 6-month job. You were only supposed to be staying in her parents' basement for 2-weeks. Bet you're glad you gave up your apartment now.
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Super Sexy CPR
Sure to erect the bodies of lifeless victims and innocent by-standers alike.
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Men's Wearhouse Spring Collection
Spring and summer style just got simpler with Men's Wearhouse, the one-stop shop for weddings, milestones, and weekend getaways. Breathable suiting, four-way stretch dress shirts, and casual essentials like polos, jeans, and linen pieces make it easy to look sharp from work to play. Performance fabrics meet versatile design, letting you move, celebrate, and travel without sacrificing style. Add seasonal deals and full outfit solutions for grooms, groomsmen, and everyday wear, and it's effortless head-to-toe confidence all season long.
Presented by Men's Wearhouse.
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Collars & Co. Monterey Cotton & Linen Overshirt
The Monterey Overshirt from Collars & Co leans into the kind of effortless layering piece that works year-round without overthinking it. Cut from a lightweight cotton-linen blend with a touch of stretch, it delivers breathable comfort with just enough structure to hold its shape, striking a balance between relaxed and refined. Details like patch pockets, working buttons, and a clean pointed collar keep things classic, while the unlined construction makes it easy to throw over a tee or polo as temperatures shift. Machine washable and designed for a true-to-size fit, it's a straightforward staple that slots easily into a daily rotation without feeling like an afterthought.
Presented by Collars & Co.
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Daft Punk Helmet
In just 17 short months, you too can have your very own Daft Punk helmet. It's like a rave on your face. Also comes with a month supply of Rohypnol.
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Groovin' With Ken
A manly role model wearing hot pink and driving a purple convertible. Need we say more?
NES Stop Motion
Kirby's Adventure, Contra, The Legend of Zelda, Metroid, Mega Man 2, and Super Mario Bros all get the LEGO-and-construction paper treatment.
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The James Brand Elko Knife
The James Brand updates its compact Elko knife with refinements based on previous models. The design features a smaller profile, improved grip pattern, and a more ergonomic shape for better control. A 1.6-inch blade made from Sandvik 12C27 stainless steel provides a rigid, corrosion-resistant edge suited for everyday tasks. Focused on portability and straightforward utility The James Brand designed the Elko for keychain carry and EDC loadouts. Whether it's your primary tool or a backup, its size and form transitions easily from outdoor use to daily carry.
Presented by James Brand.
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Tinto Amorio Chaand Wine Sampler
Tinto Amorío's Chaand Sampler brings together four standout natural wines crafted for the modern table. The centerpiece is Chaand, a limited-production red blend of Carignan and Zinfandel from Mendocino made through semi-carbonic maceration with only 250 cases produced. It's joined by three organic bottles: the cherry-forward Jajaja, the golden-hued, skin-contact Bheeyo, and the bright, tropical Monje. Each wine is vegan, low in sulfites, and made with zero added sugar, showcasing clean, minimal-intervention winemaking at its best. Whether you're gifting or hosting, this collection captures the artistry and vibrance of natural wine culture in every pour. Enjoy 15% off orders of $50+ with code UNCRATE15.
Presented by Tinto Amorio.
