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Depressing Product Review
If you want to be happy, you probably don't want to play Scaletrix. tadsite gives a very depressing review of the the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Mario Kart electric racing tracks, after which you might need to make an appointment with your therapist.
How To Dance Goth
You can waltz. You can flamenco. You can probably twerk it, too. But if you can't dance goth, here's a video to fill that gaping hole in your dance floor repertoire.
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TribeTokes Gummies
TribeTokes' gummy collection turns wellness into something you actually want to chew on. With formulas spanning THC, Delta-8, CBD, CBN, and more—plus vegan, live-resin options—the lineup is built for everything from stress relief and better sleep to just kicking back and enjoying your night. Each gummy is crafted without artificial colors or corn syrup, using real fruit juices and lab-tested ingredients to keep things clean, tasty, and effective. Whether you're looking focus, night-time calm, or mellow unlocks, there's a gummy fit for the moment. Use code THCA15 for 15% off.
Presented by TribeTokes.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Denon+ Audio Subscription
Denon+ reimagines how you experience premium audio with a subscription that keeps you ahead of the tech curve. Starting with Denon PerL true wireless earbuds and now expanding to Denon Home wireless speakers (150, 250 & 350), members enjoy annual device upgrades, accidental loss protection, and exclusive perks across Denon's portfolio. Denon PerL earbuds leverage Adaptive Acoustic Technology, active noise canceling, and IPX4 weather resistance for a fully personalized listening experience, while Denon Home speakers deliver high-resolution, multi-room audio via HEOS, voice control, and streaming from all your favorite services. Denon+ isn't just audio, it's a lifestyle, blending fresh tech, convenience, and sustainable upgrades to ensure your sound stays cutting-edge from your commute to your living room.
Presented by Denon+.
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Floating Table
Roboticist Jessica Banks creates and designs kinetic furniture, using physics to push the boundaries of interior design. You too could have the neatest table on the block for a cool $21,000.
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Garden of Life Meal Replacement Shake
When brunch isn't in the cards, reach for Raw Organic Meal Replacement Powder—a truly clean, all-in-one shake that packs 20 g of organic plant-based protein, 6 g of fiber, and a full spectrum of vitamins, minerals, probiotics, and enzymes from 44 raw superfoods. It's USDA Organic, Non-GMO, vegan, gluten- and dairy-free—and tastes shockingly smooth for something so loaded. Just shake it with water or almond milk and you've got a whole-food meal that fuels the hustle, not the junk. Use code Back2Garden for 25% off Specific Products
Presented by Garden of Life
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Nike Air Force 1 GTX Vibram
When designer Bruce Kilgore first sketched the AF1 in 1982, he borrowed from Nike's Approach hiking boot—lowering the heel for better movement and creating a basketball icon that's quietly rooted in trail performance. Four decades later, that connection comes full circle. The AF1 GTX Vibram swaps courtside polish for alpine grit, pairing a waterproof GORE-TEX leather upper with a rugged Vibram outsole engineered to grip slick streets like a rock face. It's the AF1 reimagined for rain, sleet, and snow—because not every journey happens indoors.
Presented by Nike.
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Nerd Rage
This clip documents the human male's propensity towards excitablilty when faced with a challenge from another male of the species - whether in fisticuffs, feats of physical prowess, competition for potential mates, or. . . video games.
