Teach Me How to Jimmer
Our favorite mormon baller gets the ultimate highlight treatment with an accompanying horrendous rap anthem. We suggest you turn down the sound and enjoy some BYU bombs.
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The Rock Returns
WWE fans got an extra special V-Day surprise when the most electrifying man in all of entertainment returned after seven years to announce that he will layeth the smacketh down on WrestleMania's candy ass. Smell what else the Rock is cookin' here
Wayne Rooney Wonder Goal
Because just scoring the game winning goal isn't enough, Wayne Rooney pulled off the "best goal he's scored" with and in-your-face bicycle kick to take the win over Manchester City.
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HairMax LaserBand 82 Device
HairMax's LaserBand 82 ComfortFlex takes a clinical approach to restoring fuller, healthier hair with real medical-grade lasers. Delivering 1,230mW of therapeutic light energy directly to the scalp, it stimulates follicles to reverse thinning, restart natural growth cycles, and increase density over time. A flexible band design and soft-touch teeth keep treatments comfortable, while its proven red light therapy tech makes it one of the most efficient at-home solutions for tackling hair loss. Use code QCU3R818 for 10% off.
Presented by Hairmax.
Consult a physician before use. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Promescent Delay Spray
Promescent Delay Spray is built for control and confidence—formulated with 10 mg of lidocaine per spray and powered by patented Anti-Transfer technology to keep the effects where they matter. Backed by urologists, this discreet spray design offers a doctor-recommended option for lasting performance.
Presented by Promescent.
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Quarterback Trick Shots
So UConn's Johnny McEntee thinks he has a pretty good arm. As it turns out, he has an arm of epic proportions.
Nike Throwdown
Nike wearers have some pretty big egos. It takes some balls to throwdown with a roller derby girl.
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MetMo Cube
A feat of precision once reserved for jet engines, the MK3 Steel MetMo Cube is the most over-engineered desk toy you can own. The MK3 refines the formula with upgraded 316 stainless steel, improved pneumatics, and ultra-fine machining tolerances to achieve the most polished design yet. Simply flip the cube and let gravity take over as air escapes at a perfectly controlled rate — transforming physics into a pocket-sized moment of meditative calm.
Presented by MetMo.
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Hisense 65" Class U7 Series TV
The Hisense U7 Series 65" Mini-LED QLED 4K Google TV packs big-screen punch into a sleek frame—boasting Mini-LED Pro backlighting, QLED color, and a native 144 Hz refresh rate for gaming-level responsiveness. It supports Dolby Vision, HDR10+, and includes a NEXTGEN ATSC 3.0 tuner and Wi-Fi 6E for future-proof connectivity. Designed for sports, movies, and next-gen gaming alike, it delivers flagship-level performance at a far more approachable price.
Presented by Hisense.
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Chrysler Imported From Detroit Commercial
Despite Eminem getting in the way, this was our favorite "serious" ad shown during the big game. Kudos, Chrysler.
Chevy Silverado Tommy Commercial
With the same life-saving capabilities as Lassie, how could the Chevy Silverado not be 2011 Motor Trend Truck of the Year.
