The Martian Recut as a Musical Comedy
Matt Damon is going to have to sing the shit out of this.
Matt Damon is going to have to sing the shit out of this.
He really, really hates it. And it's easy to understand why. NSFW.
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ASAP Science looks at the causes and potential cures for that bane of teenage existence, the pimple.
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Rob Scallion shreds it on his homemade, one-string shovel guitar.