The Martian Recut as a Musical Comedy
Matt Damon is going to have to sing the shit out of this.
Matt Damon is going to have to sing the shit out of this.
He really, really hates it. And it's easy to understand why. NSFW.
Tinto Amorío's Chaand Sampler brings together four standout natural wines crafted for the modern table. The centerpiece is Chaand, a limited-production red blend of Carignan and Zinfandel from Mendocino made through semi-carbonic maceration with only 250 cases produced. It's joined by three organic bottles: the cherry-forward Jajaja, the golden-hued, skin-contact Bheeyo, and the bright, tropical Monje. Each wine is vegan, low in sulfites, and made with zero added sugar, showcasing clean, minimal-intervention winemaking at its best. Whether you're gifting or hosting, this collection captures the artistry and vibrance of natural wine culture in every pour. Enjoy 15% off orders of $50+ with code UNCRATE15.
Presented by Tinto Amorio.
Centerline Athletics' Men's Hybrid Hooded Long Sleeve blends performance and everyday comfort into a single go-to layer. Built with moisture-moving fabric and engineered stretch, it keeps you dry and mobile whether you're warming up, winding down, or anywhere in between. The hood adds a versatile touch for cooler mornings or post-work sweat sessions, while the tailored cut avoids the bulk of typical training tops. It's a straightforward piece that feels at home in the gym, on the court, or under a jacket when the temperature drops, giving you clean lines and functional comfort without complication.
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ASAP Science looks at the causes and potential cures for that bane of teenage existence, the pimple.
Rob Scallion shreds it on his homemade, one-string shovel guitar.
Bouq's elevates flower gifting with a modern approach that favors intention, quality, and longevity over one-day gestures. From flexible flower subscriptions to limited-edition seasonal arrangements and a playful LEGO Roses collaboration, the brand offers thoughtful options that feel both refined and fun. Valentine's highlights range from classic rose-forward bouquets like the Valentine's Day Arrangement and Lotta Love to moodier picks like Merlot and Supernova Anemones, plus lasting keepsakes such as the Marshmallow orchid and the LEGO Botanicals Bouquet of Roses. It's gifting that feels considered and elevated, extending the spirit of Valentine's Day well past a single date. Enjoy 25% Off with code UNCRATE.
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These chewable Oral Probiotics for Teeth and Gums bring a new layer of care to your daily hygiene routine by seeding your mouth with beneficial bacteria that help balance your oral microbiome. Formulated with clinically studied strains like BLIS K12 to support fresher breath and overall gum and throat health, each mint-flavored lozenge dissolves easily after brushing, letting the probiotics work where they matter most. It's a simple, science-backed way to reinforce brushing and flossing with targeted microbial support that keeps your mouth feeling cleaner and healthier day after day.
Presented by Nature's Craft.
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The wonderful sound of cracking ice on Lake Superior means that spring is on the way.