The Martian Recut as a Musical Comedy
Matt Damon is going to have to sing the shit out of this.
Matt Damon is going to have to sing the shit out of this.
He really, really hates it. And it's easy to understand why. NSFW.
The fastest marathon shoe Nike has ever made just got a colorway to match. The Alphafly 3 arrives in Platinum Tint, Grey Fog, Iron Grey, and Metallic Silver, a clean, understated palette that lets the performance do the talking. The tech underneath hasn't changed: dual Air Zoom units and a carbon fiber Flyplate store and return energy with each step, while a fully connected ZoomX foam midsole delivers cushioning and responsiveness across all 26.2 miles. The lightest Alphafly ever, with a wider plate for increased stability, notched laces, and an integrated knit tongue that keeps things comfortable no matter the pace.
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Tinto Amorío's Chaand Sampler brings together four standout natural wines crafted for the modern table. The centerpiece is Chaand, a limited-production red blend of Carignan and Zinfandel from Mendocino made through semi-carbonic maceration with only 250 cases produced. It's joined by three organic bottles: the cherry-forward Jajaja, the golden-hued, skin-contact Bheeyo, and the bright, tropical Monje. Each wine is vegan, low in sulfites, and made with zero added sugar, showcasing clean, minimal-intervention winemaking at its best. Whether you're gifting or hosting, this collection captures the artistry and vibrance of natural wine culture in every pour. Enjoy 15% off orders of $50+ with code UNCRATE15.
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ASAP Science looks at the causes and potential cures for that bane of teenage existence, the pimple.
Rob Scallion shreds it on his homemade, one-string shovel guitar.
Nature's Craft Cleansing Artichoke + L-Carnitine blends plant-powered detox with metabolic support in a single daily capsule. At its core is artichoke extract, long valued for supporting bile flow and digestive comfort, paired with L-Carnitine to help your body metabolize fats and maintain energy. Vegan-friendly, non-GMO, and made without filler junk, it's designed for anyone who wants a cleaner internal reset without juggling half a dozen pills. Add a touch of natural support to your daily routine and let a little botanical help take the edge off digestion and overall well-being.
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Hair loss may be inevitable, but Nutrafol approaches it as a system worth optimizing, not disguising. Built around a whole-body philosophy, the brand's physician-formulated, drug-free supplements target the underlying drivers of thinning hair, including stress, hormones, metabolism, and aging, rather than relying on cosmetic fixes. Its Men 50+ formula reflects that precision, designed specifically for the biological shifts that come with age and clinically tested to support thicker, fuller hair, improved coverage, and reduced shedding in as little as three to six months. Backed by dozens of clinical studies and trusted by dermatologists and healthcare professionals, Nutrafol treats hair growth less like a quick intervention and more like long-term maintenance for a changing system.
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The wonderful sound of cracking ice on Lake Superior means that spring is on the way.