The Petition to End Petitions Prank
Everyone hates petitioners so much that are willing to sign a petition to end it all. Too bad it's just a prank.
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Celeste And Jesse Forever Trailer
Rashida Jones and Andy Samberg forever! They're comedy's perfect couple that aren't really a couple anymore. In theaters August 3, 2012.
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HairMax LaserBand 82 Device
HairMax's LaserBand 82 ComfortFlex takes a clinical approach to restoring fuller, healthier hair with real medical-grade lasers. Delivering 1,230mW of therapeutic light energy directly to the scalp, it stimulates follicles to reverse thinning, restart natural growth cycles, and increase density over time. A flexible band design and soft-touch teeth keep treatments comfortable, while its proven red light therapy tech makes it one of the most efficient at-home solutions for tackling hair loss. Use code QCU3R818 for 10% off.
Presented by Hairmax.
Consult a physician before use. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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EltaMD Facial Cleanser
The EltaMD Skin Recovery Amino Acid Foaming Cleanser elevates daily cleansing with a science-driven formula that strengthens the skin barrier while removing buildup without stripping. Infused with amino acids and calming botanicals, it leaves skin clean, balanced, and irritation-free — ideal for sensitive or post-procedure use.
Presented by EltaMD.
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Milk In My Sippy Cup
Milk, the drink of choice for hardcore toddlers everywhere.
Grandma Shoots MacBook
Grandma unloads her 20 gauge on a MacBook Pro and two iPhones all in the name of ClearPlex Screen Protectors.
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Five Infuzed THC Seltzers
Low-calorie and alcohol-free, Five's Infuzed THC Seltzers let you unwind with no regrets. They're designed to replace traditional booze, with 2mg of delta-9 THC, 2mg of CBD, and additional cannabinoids to deliver good vibes with every sip. The buzz will begin in under 15 minutes, and because it's plant-powered, you can relax and enjoy the ride without worrying about the hangover that inevitably follows. Naturally flavored in Black Cherry, Grapefruit, and Guava Passionfruit, each refreshing can is just 40 calories, allowing you to savor the moment guilt-free.
Presented by Five CBD.
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Out of Office: The Aria
Enjoy up to 35% off rooms + $100 daily F&B credit at The AAA Five Diamond Award-winning Aria Resort and Casino. Comprised primarily of two 50-story curvilinear glass towers, the stunning architecture is matched inside by an upscale, modern vibe, a subtle vanilla scent, and enough dining and amenity options to make it a one-stop destination. Get the octopus at Carbone, enjoy a cigar in the high rollers room, and always double down.
Presented by MGM.
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Anna Karenina Trailer
Leo Tolstoy's 1877 novel gets another film adaptation, this one starring Keira Knightley, Jude Law, Matthew Macfadyen, and Emily Watson. In theaters November 9, 2012.
Actors Against Acting Athletes
Gary Oldman has a message for athletes everywhere. He's talking to you Kevin Durant.
