The Petition to End Petitions Prank
Everyone hates petitioners so much that are willing to sign a petition to end it all. Too bad it's just a prank.
Everyone hates petitioners so much that are willing to sign a petition to end it all. Too bad it's just a prank.
Rashida Jones and Andy Samberg forever! They're comedy's perfect couple that aren't really a couple anymore. In theaters August 3, 2012.
For men navigating the milestones of modern life—building careers, raising families, chasing legacy—confidence matters, and it starts at the root. This Independence Day reclaim control and invest in clinically proven hair growth tech that works as hard as you do. From FDA-cleared laser devices to dermatologist-recommended treatments and supplements, each product is engineered to reverse the signs of thinning hair and restore your edge. Step into the next chapter looking forward, not back.
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Velocity's 1976 Ford Bronco Blackout pairs vintage attitude with modern muscle. Finished in Arabian Gray with blacked-out badging, bumpers, and a family-style roll cage, it makes an unmistakable first impression. Inside, upgraded leather and a Pioneer touchscreen with Apple CarPlay add comfort and tech, while a Gen III 5.0L Coyote V8 and 10-speed automatic deliver 460 horsepower. Wilwood brakes, coil spring suspension, and 17-inch Method Race Wheels complete a build that turns every drive into a statement.
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Milk, the drink of choice for hardcore toddlers everywhere.
Grandma unloads her 20 gauge on a MacBook Pro and two iPhones all in the name of ClearPlex Screen Protectors.
Nike takes a page from Colin Chapman's playbook—simplify, then add lightness—with the Vaporfly 4. The marathon-ready racer is newly reengineered with an updated carbon fiber Flyplate and featherweight ZoomX foam, delivering maximum propulsion with every stride. A steeper heel-to-toe drop pushes you forward, while trimmed weight in the midsole, upper, and outsole keeps the shoe fast without compromise. The result: the same cushioned ZoomX responsiveness at a fraction of the weight, built to carry you past the finish line strides ahead of the competition.
Presented by Nike.
Give your mind a clean edge with CBDfx Focus & Energy Gummies, smartly formulated to ditch the jitters without compromising drive. Each two-gummy serving delivers 50 mg of broad-spectrum CBD for calm, 50 mg of phosphatidylserine for cognitive clarity, and 50 mg of caffeine — about the kick of a shot of espresso—in a naturally flavored blue-raspberry vegan gummy. Organic, non-GMO, THC-free, and built for productivity, these gummies are your low-key, modern-day hustle hack.
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Leo Tolstoy's 1877 novel gets another film adaptation, this one starring Keira Knightley, Jude Law, Matthew Macfadyen, and Emily Watson. In theaters November 9, 2012.
Gary Oldman has a message for athletes everywhere. He's talking to you Kevin Durant.