Top James Bond One-Liners
You have to admit, James Bond is pretty punny. Here's the best post-mortem puns from 007.
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Replacement Weather Guy
The forecast is sunny with a chance of thunder-blizzard hurricanes. Green Bay's NBC affiliate pokes fun at the NFL's replacement refs. At least they still know how to laugh.
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Call It Maybe
KFAN FM squeaked by one more Carly Rae Jepsen parody with the help of the NFL replacement officials.
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Jack Archer Jetsetter Tech Pants
Long gone are the days of stiff, wrinkled chinos. Modern pants are cut from a different (better) cloth, and Jack Archer's Jetsetter Tech Pants are a prime example. Crafted from premium Rebound fabric sourced from Japan, they're stretchy, wrinkle-free, anti-odor, and stain-resistant, making them great for travel. The fit provides room where it's needed but is slim where it's not, and is enhanced by a diamond-shaped gusset that prevents tightness in the crotch and the curved-waist design that provides a lift to the backside. Built with premium stitching, they also feature a zippered coin pocket and hidden reflective tape that's only revealed when they're cuffed. Now available in two cuts: the original, best-selling Slim Fit and the new Straight Fit, which offer a roomier fit from the knee down.
Presented by Jack Archer.
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Sling TV
Cut the cord and take control of your TV lineup with Sling TV, the ultimate live streaming service offering flexibility, affordability, and top-tier entertainment. Watch live sports, news, and your favorite shows with channels like ESPN, TBS, and TNT — perfect for catching every moment of March Madness for just $23 in your first month. Customize your experience by adding premium channels like Paramount+ with SHOWTIME, STARZ, and AMC+, giving you access to exclusive movies and shows such as Yellowstone, South Park, The Office, Friends, The Penguin, and more — all with no long-term contracts. With Sling, you decide what to watch and when to watch it—because TV should work for you.
Presented by Sling TV.
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Hamburger Alley
For the new Hungry In web series, Josh Ozersky takes a bite out of New York's best burger joints.
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Mama Trailer
Guillermo Del Toro horrifies us with small children in his latest production. Starring Jessica Chastain, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, and two terrifying little girls. In theaters January 18, 2013.
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Peper Harow Sport Bundle
Designed for performance and everyday comfort, the Men's Sport Trainer Sock Bundle showcases six pairs of premium organic cotton socks built for movement. Featuring a blister tab, cushioned sole, and ribbed arch bands, they provide superior support whether you're crushing a workout or relaxing during the weekend. Crafted in England from GOTS-certified organic cotton, these socks prioritize sustainability and ensure ethical sourcing and fair working conditions. A seamless toe finish adds a touch of luxury, proving that high-performance gear doesn't have to compromise comfort or style.
Presented by Peper Harow.
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TaylorMade P790 Irons
The latest evolution of the TaylorMade P790 irons continues to redefine the Player's Distance category, blending precision, power, and premium feel. Designed for golfers who demand both consistency and control, these irons feature a refined forged construction with a thinner topline and optimized weighting for a more responsive feel at impact. The new face material expands the sweet spot, delivering enhanced forgiveness and improved gapping for precise shot-making. A sleek, compact sole allows for smoother turf interaction, while individually optimized club designs ensure ideal launch and distance throughout the set. Whether you're attacking pins or navigating hazards, the P790 irons offer the confidence and performance to elevate your game.
Presented by TaylorMade.
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Cone Crust Pizza
In case you're not quite a totally fatty, Pizza Hut is stuffing your crust with cream cheese and honey mustard chicken with their new Cone Crust Pizza. Enjoy, it might be your last meal.
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iPhone 5 Prank
Everyone wants it but no one can get it. The iPhone5.nl crew super glued Apple's latest gadget to the pavement in one of Amsterdam's busiest squares and the results are extremely entertaining.
