Top James Bond One-Liners
You have to admit, James Bond is pretty punny. Here's the best post-mortem puns from 007.
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Replacement Weather Guy
The forecast is sunny with a chance of thunder-blizzard hurricanes. Green Bay's NBC affiliate pokes fun at the NFL's replacement refs. At least they still know how to laugh.
Call It Maybe
KFAN FM squeaked by one more Carly Rae Jepsen parody with the help of the NFL replacement officials.
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Velocity 1972 Ford F-250
Velocity's Heritage Series 1972 Ford F-250 blends classic charm with modern muscle in a two-tone black-and-white masterpiece. Built on a Velocity Exclusive frame by Roadster Shop, it features a coilover suspension, Dana axles, and Wilwood disc brakes for uncompromising control. Under the hood, a Gen III 5.0L Coyote V8 and 10-speed automatic transmission deliver aggressive power, while a stainless steel exhaust ensures it sounds as good as it looks. Inside, woven leather seats, billet accents, and Dakota Digital gauges bring luxury to the retro-styled cabin, reimagining this icon for the modern day.
Presented by Velocity.
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HP Smart Tank 5101 All-in-One Printer
While much of the world has gone paperless, there's still a place in every home for a printer, scanner, and copying machine. HP's Smart Tank 5101 All-in-One does all three. The eponymous tanks hold up to two years or 6,000 pages of ink, which is included in the box, and have a proprietary spill-free refill system. Self-healing WiFi provides a dependable connection for all devices via the HP app, enabling wireless scanning, copying, and printing, with the latter supporting borderless photos. Smart illuminating buttons make on-device use a breeze, and built-in HP Wolf Essential Security protects the printer from cyber threats. Available now for $70 off.
Presented by HP.
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Hamburger Alley
For the new Hungry In web series, Josh Ozersky takes a bite out of New York's best burger joints.
Mama Trailer
Guillermo Del Toro horrifies us with small children in his latest production. Starring Jessica Chastain, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, and two terrifying little girls. In theaters January 18, 2013.
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Nike P-6000 PRM
Blurring the lines between retro and modern, the Nike P-6000 channels early 2000s running style with a fresh, street-ready edge. Inspired by the Nike Pegasus 25 and Pegasus 2006, it fuses throwback athletic design with breathable mesh and sleek synthetic overlays for a bold, layered look. A foam midsole delivers cloud-like cushioning, while the durable rubber outsole grips pavement with confidence. Whether you're hitting the pavement or flexing on the streets, the P-6000 brings that perfect mix of nostalgia and next-gen comfort.
Presented by Nike.
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Vita Coco Treats
Launched last April, Vita Coco Treats is a new coconutmilk beverage crafted for those moments when you're in the mood for something light, sweet, and satisfying. Combining the flavors of creamy coconut and sweet strawberries, Vita Coco Treats offers a refreshingly indulgent drink. Instead of flooding "influencers" with free products as promotion, they brought the product to the people this Valentine's Day in the form of a DIY vending machine. Set up in Washington Square Park, New York, it dispensed free Strawberries & Crème Treats to passersby, leading to long lines and an overwhelming response. This fun, natural experience is much like the drink itself, which has ingredients you can pronounce and is likely to leave a smile on your face.
Presented by Vita Coco.
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Cone Crust Pizza
In case you're not quite a totally fatty, Pizza Hut is stuffing your crust with cream cheese and honey mustard chicken with their new Cone Crust Pizza. Enjoy, it might be your last meal.
iPhone 5 Prank
Everyone wants it but no one can get it. The iPhone5.nl crew super glued Apple's latest gadget to the pavement in one of Amsterdam's busiest squares and the results are extremely entertaining.
