Top James Bond One-Liners
You have to admit, James Bond is pretty punny. Here's the best post-mortem puns from 007.
You have to admit, James Bond is pretty punny. Here's the best post-mortem puns from 007.
The forecast is sunny with a chance of thunder-blizzard hurricanes. Green Bay's NBC affiliate pokes fun at the NFL's replacement refs. At least they still know how to laugh.
KFAN FM squeaked by one more Carly Rae Jepsen parody with the help of the NFL replacement officials.
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Velocity's Street Series 1970 Ford F-100 is a bold reinvention of the classic truck, blending menacing street style with modern muscle. Cloaked in triple black, it sits low on staggered Forgeline alloy wheels wrapped in Michelin Pilot Sport tires. Underneath, a Roadster Shop Spec Chassis, coilover suspension, and Baer brakes deliver razor-sharp handling, while a Gen III 5.0L Coyote V8 pushes 460 horsepower through a 10-speed automatic. On the interior, rich black Velocity Leather with white stitching, billet accents, and an Alpine touchscreen make the cabin as refined as the performance.
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For the new Hungry In web series, Josh Ozersky takes a bite out of New York's best burger joints.
Guillermo Del Toro horrifies us with small children in his latest production. Starring Jessica Chastain, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, and two terrifying little girls. In theaters January 18, 2013.
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In case you're not quite a totally fatty, Pizza Hut is stuffing your crust with cream cheese and honey mustard chicken with their new Cone Crust Pizza. Enjoy, it might be your last meal.
Everyone wants it but no one can get it. The iPhone5.nl crew super glued Apple's latest gadget to the pavement in one of Amsterdam's busiest squares and the results are extremely entertaining.