Top James Bond One-Liners
You have to admit, James Bond is pretty punny. Here's the best post-mortem puns from 007.
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Replacement Weather Guy
The forecast is sunny with a chance of thunder-blizzard hurricanes. Green Bay's NBC affiliate pokes fun at the NFL's replacement refs. At least they still know how to laugh.
Call It Maybe
KFAN FM squeaked by one more Carly Rae Jepsen parody with the help of the NFL replacement officials.
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TaylorMade P790 Irons
The latest evolution of the TaylorMade P790 irons continues to redefine the Player's Distance category, blending precision, power, and premium feel. Designed for golfers who demand both consistency and control, these irons feature a refined forged construction with a thinner topline and optimized weighting for a more responsive feel at impact. The new face material expands the sweet spot, delivering enhanced forgiveness and improved gapping for precise shot-making. A sleek, compact sole allows for smoother turf interaction, while individually optimized club designs ensure ideal launch and distance throughout the set. Whether you're attacking pins or navigating hazards, the P790 irons offer the confidence and performance to elevate your game.
Presented by TaylorMade.
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Sling TV
Cut the cord and take control of your TV lineup with Sling TV, the ultimate live streaming service offering flexibility, affordability, and top-tier entertainment. Watch live sports, news, and your favorite shows with channels like ESPN, TBS, and TNT — perfect for catching every moment of March Madness for just $23 in your first month. Customize your experience by adding premium channels like Paramount+ with SHOWTIME, STARZ, and AMC+, giving you access to exclusive movies and shows such as Yellowstone, South Park, The Office, Friends, The Penguin, and more — all with no long-term contracts. With Sling, you decide what to watch and when to watch it—because TV should work for you.
Presented by Sling TV.
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Hamburger Alley
For the new Hungry In web series, Josh Ozersky takes a bite out of New York's best burger joints.
Mama Trailer
Guillermo Del Toro horrifies us with small children in his latest production. Starring Jessica Chastain, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, and two terrifying little girls. In theaters January 18, 2013.
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MyHeritage DNA
Uncover your family's history with MyHeritage DNA, the leading platform for tracing ancestry across 2,114 geographic regions. With 33 billion historical records, 9.2 million DNA profiles, and AI-powered tools to restore old family photos, MyHeritage transforms genealogy into a journey of discovery. If your roots trace back to the U.K., pair your DNA results with a heritage tour and walk the same streets your ancestors once did, from medieval castles to historic villages. With a 14-day free trial and 50% off MyHeritage's Genealogy Plan, now is the perfect time to explore your past—because history isn't just in books, it's in your DNA.
Presented by MyHeritage.
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HP LaserJet Pro MFP 3101sdw Printer
The HP LaserJet Pro 3101sdw delivers fast and reliable high-performance printing without the hassle built for your business needs. Engineered for speed, it churns out crisp black-and-white prints at 35 pages per minute while seamlessly handling scanning and copying tasks. With award-winning reliability, automatic Wi-Fi reconnection, and pro-grade security via HP Wolf Pro, your workflow stays smooth and protected. Effortless mobile printing, eco-conscious features like recyclable toner cartridges, and multiple connectivity options make it a smart choice for any modern workspace. Upgrade to pro-level performance — no headaches, just results.
Presented by HP.
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Cone Crust Pizza
In case you're not quite a totally fatty, Pizza Hut is stuffing your crust with cream cheese and honey mustard chicken with their new Cone Crust Pizza. Enjoy, it might be your last meal.
iPhone 5 Prank
Everyone wants it but no one can get it. The iPhone5.nl crew super glued Apple's latest gadget to the pavement in one of Amsterdam's busiest squares and the results are extremely entertaining.
