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The Useless Duck Company strives to create quality products that help improve our daily lives.
The Useless Duck Company strives to create quality products that help improve our daily lives.
Star Wars meets Spaceballs, again.
A Christmas carol for the millennial.
For those who take late-night calls that turn into early flights, the Lundi Conally 36-Hour Briefcase is the only plus-one you need. Crafted from black canvas and leather with a silhouette as sharp as your pitch deck, it carries the precision of a briefcase and the utility of an overnight bag. Inside, there's a place for everything — laptop, documents, business cards, a change of clothes—because chaos isn't part of your carry-on. Finished with a leather strap, suitcase clip, and clean lines, it's built for long days and global nights.
Presented by Lundi.
Daily Nouri Men's Complete Probiotic is a modern, targeted approach to men's gut health, built around the growing understanding that digestion, immunity, and long-term wellness all start with the microbiome. Formulated with a proprietary blend of five clinically studied probiotic strains, the daily supplement supports gut and colon health, nutrient absorption, immune response, and cardiovascular balance, with added selenium and a plant-based omega oil for antioxidant and heart support. An advanced capsule-in-capsule delivery system helps protect live cultures through the stomach and release them where they matter most, improving potency and effectiveness. Vegan, gluten-free, non-GMO, and made in the USA, it's a streamlined daily essential designed to support digestion, comfort, and healthy aging without complication.
Presented by Daily Nouri.
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Makes you wish every video game trailer was this honest.
A giraffe in South Africa stops for a drink — and unknowingly creates the best bar name ever.
The Christmas tree of your 7-year-old dreams.
Brett Domino gives us the ingredients for a delicious Christmas carol.
Tinto Amorío's Chaand Sampler brings together four standout natural wines crafted for the modern table. The centerpiece is Chaand, a limited-production red blend of Carignan and Zinfandel from Mendocino made through semi-carbonic maceration with only 250 cases produced. It's joined by three organic bottles: the cherry-forward Jajaja, the golden-hued, skin-contact Bheeyo, and the bright, tropical Monje. Each wine is vegan, low in sulfites, and made with zero added sugar, showcasing clean, minimal-intervention winemaking at its best. Whether you're gifting or hosting, this collection captures the artistry and vibrance of natural wine culture in every pour. Enjoy 15% off orders of $50+ with code UNCRATE15.
Presented by Tinto Amorio.
Epiphany's Clit Arousal Serum is a targeted pleasure enhancer built around a silky, pH-balanced formula that works with her body's natural responses to elevate sensation and awareness. It isn't a lubricant but a unique arousal serum that delivers a warm, tingling effect from just a drop or two, gently stimulating sensitive nerve endings to boost pleasure whether solo or with a partner. Made in the USA with natural, vegan ingredients and developed by women, the lightweight, non-greasy formula is designed to make intimate moments feel more intense and satisfying without residue or stickiness.
Presented by Epiphany.
The Force is quirky with this one.