Vampire Bash
Possibly the shortest, brillant-est short film of all time - with great reflexes.
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A Day In The Life Of A Crab Net
Things you've never wondered about: what happens in a crab net. Scott Murray wondered, and attached a GoPro camera to a crab net and filmed the interesting results.
Nathan Barnatt Sues GTA5
Lindsey Lohan sued Rockstar Games for a character being a little too close to her likeness. Nathan Barnatt seems to have just got word that there's another character in the game that's a lot like him, and he's not happy about it.
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Camino Gummies
Camino's hemp-forward gummies offer a modern answer to Dry January and the broader Q1 wellness reset, trading restriction for balance and intention. Flavors like Sparkling Pear and Watermelon Spritz deliver a celebratory, alcohol-free way to unwind, pairing sophisticated taste with buildable doses of hemp-derived Delta-9 THC, CBD, CBN, and natural terpenes for tailored effects. Designed for social moments as much as quiet nights in, they support relaxation and stress relief without next-day tradeoffs, making them a natural fit for anyone exploring a Cali-sober lifestyle while staying present and connected.
Presented by Camino.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement or medication. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate.
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Bouqs Valentine Flowers
Bouq's elevates flower gifting with a modern approach that favors intention, quality, and longevity over one-day gestures. From flexible flower subscriptions to limited-edition seasonal arrangements and a playful LEGO Roses collaboration, the brand offers thoughtful options that feel both refined and fun. Valentine's highlights range from classic rose-forward bouquets like the Valentine's Day Arrangement and Lotta Love to moodier picks like Merlot and Supernova Anemones, plus lasting keepsakes such as the Marshmallow orchid and the LEGO Botanicals Bouquet of Roses. It's gifting that feels considered and elevated, extending the spirit of Valentine's Day well past a single date. Enjoy 25% Off with code UNCRATE.
Presented by Bouqs.
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When Pigs Swim
At least they aren't flying. Pigs and piglets take to the crystal waves in Exuma, the Bahamas.
Superpimp
From the Only In Ohio file: the king of Cleveland nightlife, Superpimp. While not a pimp in the traditional sense, he promotes enjoying the finer things in life.
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Depressing Product Review
If you want to be happy, you probably don't want to play Scaletrix. tadsite gives a very depressing review of the the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Mario Kart electric racing tracks, after which you might need to make an appointment with your therapist.
How To Dance Goth
You can waltz. You can flamenco. You can probably twerk it, too. But if you can't dance goth, here's a video to fill that gaping hole in your dance floor repertoire.
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Epiphany Arousal Serum
Epiphany's Clit Arousal Serum is a targeted pleasure enhancer built around a silky, pH-balanced formula that works with her body's natural responses to elevate sensation and awareness. It isn't a lubricant but a unique arousal serum that delivers a warm, tingling effect from just a drop or two, gently stimulating sensitive nerve endings to boost pleasure whether solo or with a partner. Made in the USA with natural, vegan ingredients and developed by women, the lightweight, non-greasy formula is designed to make intimate moments feel more intense and satisfying without residue or stickiness.
Presented by Epiphany.
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Luca Faloni City Jacket
Luca Faloni's City Jacket elevates the everyday outer layer with Italian craftsmanship and purposeful design. Tailored in a rich midnight blue that pairs effortlessly with both tailored and casual outfits, it blends structure with mobility so you look sharp whether you're navigating the city streets or heading out for the night. Premium fabrics and thoughtful construction mean it wears comfortably across seasons while maintaining a refined silhouette that feels at home in any setting. It's a versatile jacket that strikes the rare balance of effortless style and dependable performance.
Presented by Luca Faloni.
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Floating Table
Roboticist Jessica Banks creates and designs kinetic furniture, using physics to push the boundaries of interior design. You too could have the neatest table on the block for a cool $21,000.
