What 2000 Calories Looks Like
Whether you're eating 2 Cinnabons or 50 slices of bacon, here's what 2,000 calories looks like.
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The Sound of G.I. Joe: Retaliation
The SoundWorks Collection got a covert interview with director John M. Chu, re-recording mixers Scott Millan and Greg Russell, and supervising sound editor and sound designer John Marquis to get the top-secret sounds behind G.I. Joe: Retaliation.
Ask Your Doctor About Tacos
Finally, we have a legitimate excuse to eat mass amounts of tacos.
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Dollar Shave Club 3-in-1 Freestyle Electric Trimmer
The Signature 6 Blade Razor now adds an adjustable trimmer on the opposite end, turning it into a true 3-in-1 grooming tool. Designed to trim, shave, and shape with precision, the Freestyle Electric Trimmer/Razor features a class-leading Power Trimmer with a self-sharpening ceramic blade and an adjustable guard for dialed-in length control. Flip it over to access the Club Series 6 Blade razor for clean edging and close shaves. Rechargeable with up to 60 minutes of cordless runtime and water-resistant for wet or dry use (IPX5 rated), the Freestyle is built for flexibility—delivering a grooming routine that's efficient, controlled, and easy to maintain.
Presented by Dollar Shave Club.
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Bouqs Valentine Flowers
Bouq's elevates flower gifting with a modern approach that favors intention, quality, and longevity over one-day gestures. From flexible flower subscriptions to limited-edition seasonal arrangements and a playful LEGO Roses collaboration, the brand offers thoughtful options that feel both refined and fun. Valentine's highlights range from classic rose-forward bouquets like the Valentine's Day Arrangement and Lotta Love to moodier picks like Merlot and Supernova Anemones, plus lasting keepsakes such as the Marshmallow orchid and the LEGO Botanicals Bouquet of Roses. It's gifting that feels considered and elevated, extending the spirit of Valentine's Day well past a single date. Enjoy 25% Off with code UNCRATE.
Presented by Bouqs.
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Hip Hop Shopping Spree
CDZA rack up the bill when they go on a musical shopping spree though hip hop's most expensive lyrics.
Niagara: More Than The Falls
A remote controlled helicopter drone provides an aerial tour over the beautiful landscapes and massive falls of Niagara.
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An Ode to Movie Mainframes
Hack into the mainframe and enjoy Slacktory's tribute to Hollywood's biggest tech cliche.
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Tinto Amorio Chaand Wine Sampler
Tinto Amorío's Chaand Sampler brings together four standout natural wines crafted for the modern table. The centerpiece is Chaand, a limited-production red blend of Carignan and Zinfandel from Mendocino made through semi-carbonic maceration with only 250 cases produced. It's joined by three organic bottles: the cherry-forward Jajaja, the golden-hued, skin-contact Bheeyo, and the bright, tropical Monje. Each wine is vegan, low in sulfites, and made with zero added sugar, showcasing clean, minimal-intervention winemaking at its best. Whether you're gifting or hosting, this collection captures the artistry and vibrance of natural wine culture in every pour. Enjoy 15% off orders of $50+ with code UNCRATE15.
Presented by Tinto Amorio.
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Centerline Athletics Layering Hoodie
Centerline Athletics' Men's Hybrid Hooded Long Sleeve blends performance and everyday comfort into a single go-to layer. Built with moisture-moving fabric and engineered stretch, it keeps you dry and mobile whether you're warming up, winding down, or anywhere in between. The hood adds a versatile touch for cooler mornings or post-work sweat sessions, while the tailored cut avoids the bulk of typical training tops. It's a straightforward piece that feels at home in the gym, on the court, or under a jacket when the temperature drops, giving you clean lines and functional comfort without complication.
Presented by Centerline Athletics
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Stop-Motion Life Drawing
To promote the life drawing class at London's The Book Club, drawings from artists sitting at different angels were edited together to create an insanely inspiring 360-degree stop-motion of their mondel. If your boss wouldn't approve of illustrated lady parts, then don't watch this at work.
Will Sasso's Lemons
When life gives you lemons, spit them out of you mouth and make a Vine series.
