What 2000 Calories Looks Like
Whether you're eating 2 Cinnabons or 50 slices of bacon, here's what 2,000 calories looks like.
Whether you're eating 2 Cinnabons or 50 slices of bacon, here's what 2,000 calories looks like.
The SoundWorks Collection got a covert interview with director John M. Chu, re-recording mixers Scott Millan and Greg Russell, and supervising sound editor and sound designer John Marquis to get the top-secret sounds behind G.I. Joe: Retaliation.
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A remote controlled helicopter drone provides an aerial tour over the beautiful landscapes and massive falls of Niagara.
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