What 2000 Calories Looks Like
Whether you're eating 2 Cinnabons or 50 slices of bacon, here's what 2,000 calories looks like.
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The Sound of G.I. Joe: Retaliation
The SoundWorks Collection got a covert interview with director John M. Chu, re-recording mixers Scott Millan and Greg Russell, and supervising sound editor and sound designer John Marquis to get the top-secret sounds behind G.I. Joe: Retaliation.
Ask Your Doctor About Tacos
Finally, we have a legitimate excuse to eat mass amounts of tacos.
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Whisker Litter-Robot 5 Pro
The Litter-Robot 5 Pro from Whisker turns litter box duty into hands-free convenience. It automatically sifts waste after each use so you never have to scoop, while AI-powered cameras monitor activity and identify individual cats in multi-pet homes. WasteID technology separates liquid from solid waste for better odor control, and the roomy interior with sealed waste drawer can handle up to five cats for days. With quiet cycles, an LED display, and full app integration for remote monitoring, it makes cat care effortless.
Presented by Whisker.
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Masterworks
Over the last 30 years, contemporary and post war art prices overall outpaced the S&P 500.* This helps explain why Jeff Bezos, Marc Andreessen, and Bill Gates have collectively poured hundreds of millions into this global asset class. Luckily, you don't have to be a billionaire to build an art allocation in a portfolio anymore. Masterworks.com has made diversifying with multimillion-dollar artworks featuring artists like Banksy and Basquiat accessible to everyone with their premier art investing platform. Uncrate readers can use the link below to get access today.
Presented by Masterworks.
Masterworks data. Investing involves risk. Past performance is not indicative of future returns. Important disclosures: masterworks.com/cd
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Hip Hop Shopping Spree
CDZA rack up the bill when they go on a musical shopping spree though hip hop's most expensive lyrics.
Niagara: More Than The Falls
A remote controlled helicopter drone provides an aerial tour over the beautiful landscapes and massive falls of Niagara.
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An Ode to Movie Mainframes
Hack into the mainframe and enjoy Slacktory's tribute to Hollywood's biggest tech cliche.
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Fatty15 Nutritional Supplement
Fatty15's "Your Essential Fatty Acid" supplement focuses on a single, science-backed fat, pentadecanoic acid (C15:0), in a clean, vegan-friendly capsule designed to support long-term cellular health. C15:0 helps strengthen cell membranes against oxidative damage, supports metabolic, liver, immune, and cognitive health, and may improve sleep, energy stability, and overall resilience. Packaged in refillable, eco-conscious bottles and free from preservatives or fillers, it is a low-burden supplement that fits easily into daily routines while supporting overall wellness.
Presented by Fatty15.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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MyHeritage DNA Kit
MyHeritage DNA turns your ancestry curiosity into a full-scale exploration—with just a two-minute cheek swab and a return to the lab. In about 3-4 weeks, you'll unlock an Ethnicity Estimate that breaks down your origins across more than 2,100 geographic regions, plus uncover DNA Matches that might connect you with relatives you didn't know existed. All results are delivered through CLIA- and CAP-certified processes in a secure, encrypted environment, giving you insight into your roots without sacrificing your data privacy. It's genealogical power you can hold in your palm—and a powerful tool for anyone looking to build a family history or explore their ethnic story.
Presented by MyHeritage.
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Stop-Motion Life Drawing
To promote the life drawing class at London's The Book Club, drawings from artists sitting at different angels were edited together to create an insanely inspiring 360-degree stop-motion of their mondel. If your boss wouldn't approve of illustrated lady parts, then don't watch this at work.
Will Sasso's Lemons
When life gives you lemons, spit them out of you mouth and make a Vine series.
