Ever have the problem where your burly 4x4 can get you to the perfect camping spot but your weak trailer can't make the journey? Feast your eyes on the Jeep Off-Road Camper Trailers ($10,000 and up). Available in Trail Edition and Extreme Trail Edition models, these rugged tow-behinds offer space for four adults, and feature a queen-sized bed, a sofa with a stowable table, a built-in aluminum cabinet, a canvas enclosure, and a 110-volt power supply. The Trail Edition offers 12-inches of ground clearance, all-aluminum construction, 32-inch tires, and diamond-plated aluminum coverings, while the Extreme packs a heavier from, 15 inches of clearance, a full-underbody skid plate, and 35-inch tires. Just remember: if you got it in (or up) there, you can get it back out.
Perform your own Wayne Coyne-like stunts or just live out your own messianic daydreams inside the Water Walking Ball ($500). Made from TPU, this ultra-clear ball keeps you in and the water out using a waterproof, air-tight zipper, giving you peace of mind that you're sure to suffocate and die should you fall asleep inside and drift out to sea.