If, for whatever reason, you don't want a big bottle labeled Moonshine at your sister's volleyball game, you can go incognito with this Spike Your Juice ($10) kit. Simply grab yourself a 64 oz. bottle of juice, dump in one of the six included yeast packets, pop on the airlock, and wait. In 48 hours or so, you'll have your own homemade hooch with an alcohol content of up to 14 percent. Great for parties, fooling in-laws, or as a holiday gift for buddies doing hard time.
We'll admit to having sipped on illegal hooch more than once or twice, but if you'd rather not roll the dice with your eyesight — or possibly your life — then grab yourself a bottle of Original Moonshine ($TBA). This 80 proof clear whiskey is charcoal-filtered and distilled four times in a Prohibition-era copper pot still for a drink that's all-natural and gluten-free, with a flavor that's smooth, mellow, and surprisingly mixable. Drink out of a Mason jar with whole fruit chunks for extra authenticity points.