Offerman Woodshop Mustache Comb

Offerman Woodshop Mustache Comb

Leave it to one of TV's most impressive 'staches to come up with the perfect comb. The Offerman Woodshop Mustache Comb ($75) get their name from Nick Offerman — also known as Ron Swanson on Parks and Recreation, and are hand carved out of various exotic and local woods, with a non-toxic finish. Just the thing for keeping your Movember growth in check.

  • Carzor

    Forget to shave in your rush to make out of the house on time? That wouldn't be an issue if you were rocking a Carzor ($17). This handy gadget combines a razor, blade storage, and a mirror in a collapsible, credit card-sized package, making it a no-brainer to carry with you at pretty much all times — just be careful when flying, as we doubt the TSA will find the tricky design to be as novel. [via]

  • Zafirro Iridium Razor

    Is your handsome mug insured for several million dollars? Then perhaps you can justify buying a Zafirro Iridium Razor ($100,000). This insanely-expensive razor is also insanely advanced, featuring a handle made from pure iridium — which is mainly derived from meteorites — particle-sharpened solid white sapphire blades with edges that are less than 100 atoms across — roughly 5,000 times thinner than a human hair — and pure platinum screws to hold the whole thing together. Limited to just 99 razors, although we suspect they may have trouble finding that many buyers. [Thanks, Arrick]

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