Super-Penetration Shovel

Whether you're planting some trees or burying a few bodies, the Super-Penetration Shovel ($120) will get into the ground with minimal effort. Made entirely from steel, this savage shovel features a tapered, pointed blade and fully sharpened sides to dig into even the toughest earth, an accessory foot pad that fits either side, and fully welded blades and handles for a lifetime of use. Also doubles as a startlingly effective zombie-killing tool.

  • Crovel

    We're used to multi-tools that fit in your pocket, so seeing the Crovel ($85) for the first time was a bit of a shock. Named for its mashup of a shovel and crowbar, the Crovel also serves as a saw, axe, hammer, bottle opener, and more, letting you pack lighter while preserving maximum utility. Just don't let it fall into the wrong hands — if an axe murderer is deadly with his namesake weapon, imagine the damage he could inflict with this thing.

  • Toro Lawn Striping System

    The start of baseball season got you wishing your lawn looked a little more like the well-manicured grounds at the ballpark? The Toro Lawn Striping System ($90) can get you there — assuming you have the good-looking grass to begin with. It attaches easily to most mowers — with or without bagging attachments — with a Phillips screwdriver, bending the grass down in the direction you're mowing as you move over it. All you need is 20 lbs. of dry sand — and we all have that lying around, right?

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