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You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News

You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News

The best way to hear potentially terrifying news is through comedy, so it helps that You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News ($9) is actually pretty funny. Penned by the editors of the irreverent Cracked.com, this 320 page paperback is filled with unsettling facts like half of humanity carries a parasite that could take over its brain, dolphins aren't as nice as you think, and your brain secretly makes all your decisions 10 seconds before you know what they are — unless you're drunk, in which case your brain might not be consulted at all.

  • The Sriracha Cookbook

    Assuming you've visited a market that sells more than meat and potato staples, you've probably seen the wonderful red rooster sauce on store shelves; some of you may even have some at home. The Sriracha Cookbook ($10) features 50 recipes that get the most out of the Thai hot sauce. From burgers and buffalo wings to ceviche and bacon-infused cornbread, this tasty tome will have you expanding your view of the hot stuff beyond its most noble application: the spicy-as-hell Thai bloody mary.

  • Creepiosity

    Disturbing, insightful, and more often than not hilarious, Creepiosity ($6) celebrates the unintentionally creepy with zest and zeal. From hairless cats and used Band-Aids to scarily life-like baby dolls and a smiling Dick Cheney, this 190 page paperback will keep you entertained from cover-to-cover.

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