We can still only afford to get our steaks at the supermarket, but if you're looking for some of the absolute best grilling beef you can buy, this Niman Ranch selection from Williams-Sonoma should do the trick. The premium steaks come from sustainable family farms, where the animals are given no hormones and are fed only grasses, grains and all-natural feed. Filet Mignons ($130/4), New York Strips ($115/4), and Boneless Rib-Eyes ($100/4) are available.
We'll leave it up to you to decide whether or not it's a good idea to suck on something that tastes like marijuana. Chronic Candy Pot-flavored Lollipops ($10/10 pack) are 100% legal and come in flavors such as Blue Haze, Chronic, Ganja, Hydro, and Purple Erkle. And of course they're endorsed by Snoop DO-double-G as the best way to take care of the munchies.