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Chocolate Peanut Butter Bacon Cookies

'Tis the season for eating stuff that you'll regret come summer, and since you're going to eat some diet un-friendly food anyway, why not gorge yourself on these Chocolate Peanut Butter Bacon Cookies ($20/6-pack). These chocolate cookies are spotted with what appear to be Reese's Pieces and chunks of bacon, giving them a rich, savory-yet-sweet flavor that you'll remember far into 2012.

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    Grinds Coffee Pouches

    Whether you're trying to quit a nasty snuff habit or just want a waterless way to get some caffeine, grab some Grinds Coffee Pouches ($13). Similar to smokeless tobacco, Grinds come in round canisters holding 20 pouches a piece, only these are packed with flavored coffee instead of the cancerous stuff, giving you a nice kick any time you need it. And there's no need to spit! It's like "brewing the coffee in your mouth," or something.
    [Scouted by Michael]

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    Best Made Pure Maple Syrup

    You know that maple syrup from New Hampshire is good — a little too good, if you go by his reaction — and now you can enjoy the rich flavor of real syrup on your homemade flapjacks and frozen, cardboard-like toaster waffles with Best Made Pure Maple Syrup ($70). This is a full half-gallon of certified organic, pure US grade A medium amber syrup made by North Family Farms in Canterbury, NH, and is sure to give your famous-but-rarely-made peanut butter and banana-stuffed french toast just the extra kick it needs.