Gerber Bear Grylls Ultimate Survival Kit

If you're the type of person who jumps out of planes into unknown wilderness simply to see if you can make it back to civilization, you're either Bear Grylls, or you need to have your head examined. You also need to pick up a Gerber Bear Grylls Ultimate Survival Kit ($50). This compact kit includes a host of survival tools — including a mini multi-tool, a waterproof bag, a miniature light, a hand saw, a signaling mirror, survival blanket, fire starter, waterproof matches, a cotton ball to use as tinder, snare wire, an emergency cord, waxed thread, a fishing kit, a sewing kit, Land to air rescue and SOS instructions, and a pocket guide that should help keep your ass alive.