Pyro Handheld Fireshooter

You don't need to be a superhero/mutant/sorcerer to shoot fire from your hands. All you need is the Pyro Handheld Fireshooter. This very real, very crazy gadget was designed for illusionists, magicians, and other performers, sits on the underside of your wrists so it can be hidden by a sleeve, is activated by a remote switch you hide away in your opposite hand, and can be fired up to four times without reloading. Needless to say, you're going to want to read the entire instruction manual before you start throwing flames at everything you see.