Every geek worth even half his salt knows George Lucas penned Star Wars. But what if it was actually written hundreds of years ago by The Bard himself? It'd likely read a lot like William Shakespeare's Star Wars. Ian Doescher has reimagined A New Hope in full iambic pentameter glory, and adorned it with 20 detailed Elizabethan-style illustrations. It's certainly not as easy as just watching the film, but odds are you've already seen it several hundred times, anyway.