Who needs coffee with their pancakes when you can get a jolt of caffeine from the pancakes themselves? Wired Wyatt's Caffeinated Maple Syrup ($13) makes that dream possible. Packing as much caffeine as an energy drink in every tablespoon-sized serving, it's also all-natural, good for use on waffles, pancakes, and other breakfasty foods, and we hear it tastes pretty good, too.
Perhaps it's not all that surprising that candy isn't exactly the healthiest thing for us, but what is surprising is just how much garbage goes into our favorite sweet treats. Unreal Candy ($1) aims to replace our beloved M&M's, Milky Ways, Snickers', and even Reese's Cups with more healthful, natural, and sustainably produced alternatives that lack the nasty corn syrup, partially hydrogenated oils, GMOs, and artificial colors, flavors, and preservatives of their brand-name counterparts while reducing the sugar content by an average of over 40%. Arriving in a store near you just in time for Halloween.
Oh hell yes. From the diabolical mind of The Oatmeal and the bacon-scented labs of J&D's comes the perfect snack for Rooster-fixated fans everywhere. Sriracha Popcorn ($6) is inspired by the legendary sauce, containing bold flavors of red chilies, garlic, sugar, and just a bit of vinegar. Order a bunch — one bag won't last you long.