Go the F**k to Sleep
As only he could, Samuel L. Jackson reads the new children's book Go the F**k to Sleep, which calls out kids as the greedy, lying, thankless turds they are.
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Whole Foods Rap
Things get real in the Whole Foods parking lot. Organic chicken, Kale Salad and a Lemon Twist. Make sure to put this video on your playlist.
Yes I Know By Memory Tapes
Creepy-awesome video featuring a young man who disappears slowly. Just like your previously-great head of hair.
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Nike Alphafly 3 Road Racing Shoes
Running 26.2 miles is a lot different than tackling your local charity 5K. To accommodate the needs of marathon runners, Nike created the Alphafly line, now in its third generation. It employs two types of Zoom cushioning — a high-stack ZoomX foam midsole that encourages a smooth transition and Air Zoom units in the forefoot for an energy return boost. A wide, full-length carbon fiber Flyplate improves forward propulsion, and the breathable Atomknit 3.0 upper is paired with a lacing system designed with racer input to enhance comfort.
Presented by Nike.
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HP Instant Ink Subscription
As America's most trusted printer brand, plenty of people rely on HP for everything from personal projects to important business documents. The new HP Instant Ink plan removes the biggest pain point for their printers: running out of ink. Using the plan, their smart printers can automatically order more ink, ensuring they never run out. The original HP replacement ink or toner is delivered at no extra cost with hassle-free delivery and recycling, and plans start at just $1.50/month for 10 pages, saving up to 50% over other options. For extra convenience, add the optional HP paper delivery.
Presented by HP.
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Walk By Foo Fighters 2
The Foo Fighters somehow topped their awesome puppet masterpiece with this Dave-Grohl-on-a-rampage homage to Falling Down.
I Want You By Cee Lo Green
Ceel Lo won't be singing "F**K You" this time around, it looks like he can afford a Ferrari and a Swarovski crystal piano.
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WELOV by AiDot P200 Pro Air Purifier
WELOV by AiDot takes advantage of the Version 1.2 upgrade to deliver the first Matter-certified air purifier. This means the P200 Pro Air Purifier can connect to any major ecosystem, including Alexa, Google Home, and Homekit, allowing users to control the device via the Matter app or hands-free with voice commands. The app will offer real-time air insights ranging from indoor pollutants to external factors like wildfires. At night, the P200 Pro syncs with Apple Health to adjust fan levels and ambient lighting based on your sleep patterns.
Presented by Welov.
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Roborock S8 MaxV Ultra Robot Vacuum + Mop
With the S8 MaxV Ultra, Roborock ensures every inch of your house is clean. The new model features a Flexi Arm Design with an extendable side brush that reaches into corners, while an Extra Edge Mopping System cleans along edges. A Reactive AI 2.0 Obstacle Recognition uses a 3D structured light and an RGB camera to identify and avoid obstacles in its path, and a PreciSense LiDAR navigation system scans rooms to create a map and determine the most efficient route. It upgrades suction power to 10,000Pa to pick up even more dust and dirt, a Carpet+ Boost System ups the hair pick-up rate by 30%, and the mopping system scrubs floors 4,000 times per second, detecting carpets and rugs along the way. With built-in voice assistance, users can start cleaning with a simple command, and when the job is done, the vacuum will retreat to its dock to automatically empty, wash, dry, and recharge itself. The S8 MaxV Ultra will be available April 22, 2024, and for a limited time, get a triple gift pack valued at $1,000 with your purchase.
Presented by Roborock.
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Back Down South by Kings Of Leon
In their latest video, Kings Of Leon are going back to their southern roots with baseball and bonfires.
The Greeks by Is Tropical
If you don't enjoy seeing kids of suburbia laying in pools of their own animated blood, then you won't enjoy the latest video for Is Tropical.
