Go the F**k to Sleep
As only he could, Samuel L. Jackson reads the new children's book Go the F**k to Sleep, which calls out kids as the greedy, lying, thankless turds they are.
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Whole Foods Rap
Things get real in the Whole Foods parking lot. Organic chicken, Kale Salad and a Lemon Twist. Make sure to put this video on your playlist.
Yes I Know By Memory Tapes
Creepy-awesome video featuring a young man who disappears slowly. Just like your previously-great head of hair.
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Augustinus Bader Haircare Collection
After redefining luxury skincare, Augustinus Bader is applying the same scientific rigor to haircare. Powered by Professor Augustinus Bader's patented TFC8 technology, a platform backed by more than 30 years of research, the collection is designed to support healthier, stronger, and fuller-looking hair from root to tip while addressing signs of damage and scalp imbalance. The lineup spans everything from The Shampoo and The Conditioner to targeted treatments like The Hair Oil, The Leave-In Hair Treatment, The Scalp Treatment, and The Hair Revitalizing Complex supplement, with each formula clinically tested to deliver measurable results. Rather than masking problems, Augustinus Bader's approach focuses on creating the ideal environment for healthier hair, bringing the same breakthrough innovation that transformed skincare to an entirely new category.
Presented by Augustinus Bader.
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Carbonite Cloud Backup
Carbonite takes the stress out of protecting the files you don't realize you need until they're gone. The cloud backup service automatically saves files and photos in the background as they're created, eliminating storage caps and the hassle of manual backups. Everything is encrypted and accessible from any device, so if a laptop crashes, gets damaged, or disappears, you can restore your data to a new machine without starting from scratch. It's the kind of set-it-and-forget-it service that quietly does its job until the moment you need it most. Enjoy up to 40% off right now.
Presented by Carbonite.
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Walk By Foo Fighters 2
The Foo Fighters somehow topped their awesome puppet masterpiece with this Dave-Grohl-on-a-rampage homage to Falling Down.
I Want You By Cee Lo Green
Ceel Lo won't be singing "F**K You" this time around, it looks like he can afford a Ferrari and a Swarovski crystal piano.
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Back Down South by Kings Of Leon
In their latest video, Kings Of Leon are going back to their southern roots with baseball and bonfires.
The Greeks by Is Tropical
If you don't enjoy seeing kids of suburbia laying in pools of their own animated blood, then you won't enjoy the latest video for Is Tropical.
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Hustle Essentials Tattoo Care Kit
Fresh ink deserves more than a tube of generic ointment, and the Hustle Essentials Tattoo Care Kit delivers everything needed to protect it from day one. The travel-friendly kit combines the brand's signature Tattoo Balm, a gentle foaming tattoo soap, and an easy-to-apply aftercare wrap into one streamlined system designed to keep new tattoos clean, moisturized, and protected throughout the healing process. Vegan, dermatologist-tested, and trusted by tattoo artists around the world, the collection removes the guesswork from aftercare while helping preserve crisp lines and vibrant color long after you leave the studio.
Presented by Hustle Butter.
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Duke Cannon Big Ass Brick of Soap
Duke Cannon's Big Ass Brick of Soap is exactly what the name promises: an oversized bar built for long-lasting performance rather than quick replacements. This Costco-exclusive four-pack bundles four hefty 10-ounce bars, each crafted to deliver a rich lather and substantial feel that easily outlasts ordinary soap. With bold signature scents and the brand's unmistakably no-nonsense approach to grooming, it's a practical upgrade that keeps the shower stocked for months while offering exceptional value in a warehouse-sized package.
Presented by Duke Cannon.
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The Lazy Song By Bruno Mars
Bruno Mars sing the theme song of bitter, retired actors everywhere, like Leonard Nimoy, who helps pass the time with drunken darts, practicing his nunchucks, and flipping off Priceline commercials.
Paranoid Android by Weezer
Weezer can do no wrong in our eyes, even cover Radiohead's "Paranoid Android."
