Go the F**k to Sleep
As only he could, Samuel L. Jackson reads the new children's book Go the F**k to Sleep, which calls out kids as the greedy, lying, thankless turds they are.
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Whole Foods Rap
Things get real in the Whole Foods parking lot. Organic chicken, Kale Salad and a Lemon Twist. Make sure to put this video on your playlist.
Yes I Know By Memory Tapes
Creepy-awesome video featuring a young man who disappears slowly. Just like your previously-great head of hair.
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Hairmax Laser Hair Growth Cap
The HairMax RegrowMD Laser Cap brings FDA-cleared laser hair regrowth technology into a simple, wireless wearable designed for busy routines. Its flexible cap houses 272 medical-grade lasers that treat the entire scalp in just three seven-minute sessions per week, offering a convenient approach to incorporating hair-growth treatment into everyday life.
Presented by Hairmax.
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Duke Cannon Big Ass Brick of Soap
Duke Cannon's Big Ass Brick of Soap is exactly what the name promises: an oversized bar built for long-lasting performance rather than quick replacements. This Costco-exclusive four-pack bundles four hefty 10-ounce bars, each crafted to deliver a rich lather and substantial feel that easily outlasts ordinary soap. With bold signature scents and the brand's unmistakably no-nonsense approach to grooming, it's a practical upgrade that keeps the shower stocked for months while offering exceptional value in a warehouse-sized package.
Presented by Duke Cannon.
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Walk By Foo Fighters 2
The Foo Fighters somehow topped their awesome puppet masterpiece with this Dave-Grohl-on-a-rampage homage to Falling Down.
I Want You By Cee Lo Green
Ceel Lo won't be singing "F**K You" this time around, it looks like he can afford a Ferrari and a Swarovski crystal piano.
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Back Down South by Kings Of Leon
In their latest video, Kings Of Leon are going back to their southern roots with baseball and bonfires.
The Greeks by Is Tropical
If you don't enjoy seeing kids of suburbia laying in pools of their own animated blood, then you won't enjoy the latest video for Is Tropical.
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Nike V5 RNR Suede
Not every sneaker has to chase the next big innovation. Sometimes the right choice is the one you reach for every morning. Nike's V5 RNR leans into the layered aesthetics of early-2000s running shoes while prioritizing everyday comfort over race-day performance. This suede edition pairs the smooth suede with breathable mesh for a layered retro-runner look, accented by metallic details and a signature 3D Swoosh. Underfoot, a chunky yet lightweight foam midsole and plush collar cushioning keep long days comfortable, while a rubber outsole with '00s-inspired grooves provides dependable traction. Designed for daily wear, the V5 RNR Suede brings a more refined finish to the Y2K runner while keeping its place firmly in the everyday rotation.
Presented by Nike.
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Campo Grande
Bred from Spain's legendary Black Iberian pig and raised on a diet of nuts and grains, Campo Grande's Ibérico Pork earns its title as The Wagyu of Pork. With marbling that rivals Kobe beef and an ultra-low melting point that melts on the tongue like butter, each cut delivers an umami-packed punch that's rich, savory, and almost impossible to believe is pork. With a forgiving nature, Ibérico Pork can be the centerpiece of truly incredible tasting dishes without the need to be a seasoned cook. For a limited time try a starter box of Campo Grande's best-selling cuts starting at just $149, and get an additional 3 free welcome gifts as you indulge in your journey of Campo Grande. Enjoy $70 off your order with code uncrate.
Presented by Campo Grande.
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The Lazy Song By Bruno Mars
Bruno Mars sing the theme song of bitter, retired actors everywhere, like Leonard Nimoy, who helps pass the time with drunken darts, practicing his nunchucks, and flipping off Priceline commercials.
Paranoid Android by Weezer
Weezer can do no wrong in our eyes, even cover Radiohead's "Paranoid Android."
