Go the F**k to Sleep
As only he could, Samuel L. Jackson reads the new children's book Go the F**k to Sleep, which calls out kids as the greedy, lying, thankless turds they are.
As only he could, Samuel L. Jackson reads the new children's book Go the F**k to Sleep, which calls out kids as the greedy, lying, thankless turds they are.
Things get real in the Whole Foods parking lot. Organic chicken, Kale Salad and a Lemon Twist. Make sure to put this video on your playlist.
Creepy-awesome video featuring a young man who disappears slowly. Just like your previously-great head of hair.
The Monterey Overshirt from Collars & Co leans into the kind of effortless layering piece that works year-round without overthinking it. Cut from a lightweight cotton-linen blend with a touch of stretch, it delivers breathable comfort with just enough structure to hold its shape, striking a balance between relaxed and refined. Details like patch pockets, working buttons, and a clean pointed collar keep things classic, while the unlined construction makes it easy to throw over a tee or polo as temperatures shift. Machine washable and designed for a true-to-size fit, it's a straightforward staple that slots easily into a daily rotation without feeling like an afterthought.
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This is our shortcut to the good stuff on Amazon. It's an ongoing Uncrate-vetted list we'll be adding to and subtracting from. It's your field guide to use before wading through Amazon's millions of mediocre listings. It's our handpicked, battle-tested lineup of the clever, the durable, and the legitimately worth buying. The pieces that punch above their price, hold up in the real world, and never miss. In other words: the Amazon aisle curated by someone with taste.
The Foo Fighters somehow topped their awesome puppet masterpiece with this Dave-Grohl-on-a-rampage homage to Falling Down.
Ceel Lo won't be singing "F**K You" this time around, it looks like he can afford a Ferrari and a Swarovski crystal piano.
In their latest video, Kings Of Leon are going back to their southern roots with baseball and bonfires.
If you don't enjoy seeing kids of suburbia laying in pools of their own animated blood, then you won't enjoy the latest video for Is Tropical.
Hims is simplifying weight loss with a fully online, personalized program built around clinically proven GLP-1 treatments. The platform now offers access to FDA-approved Wegovy in both pill and pen forms, paired with tailored plans based on your health, goals, and lifestyle, all without insurance. A new membership model drops the barrier to entry to $39 for the first month and $149 thereafter, unlocking 24/7 messaging with licensed providers, a dedicated care team, and ongoing adjustments to keep progress on track. Medication starts as low as $149 per month if prescribed, with continuous guidance across nutrition, movement, and sleep. It's a streamlined, expert-led approach that replaces one-size-fits-all programs with something far more precise and accessible.
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Bar soap rarely gets an upgrade, but the Duke Cannon Soap Puck rethinks the format with a compact, palm-sized design built for grip, portability, and longevity. Triple-milled for a denser, longer-lasting bar, it delivers a rich lather while holding up better than typical soaps, making it just as suited for daily showers as it is for gym bags and travel kits. Formulated with natural oils and free of phthalates, it cleans without overcomplicating things, while the rounded puck shape feels deliberate in hand. It's a small shift in form that turns a basic essential into something more considered and durable.
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Bruno Mars sing the theme song of bitter, retired actors everywhere, like Leonard Nimoy, who helps pass the time with drunken darts, practicing his nunchucks, and flipping off Priceline commercials.
Weezer can do no wrong in our eyes, even cover Radiohead's "Paranoid Android."