2006 Victory Hammer

There are few options in between a sporty Asian crotch rocket and a Harley Davidson hog, but the 2006 Victory Hammer (starting at $16,900) slides right in there with its killer custom chopper looks and performance. It boasts a 100 CI Freedom V-Twin engine with 6-speed transmission, a huge 250 mm rear tire with a super-wide fender covering it, dual front Brembo brakes, and an aggressive riding V-bar. It doesn't matter if you push pixels all day long in a cubicle, this bike will instantly turn you into a bad-ass.