5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth

Matthew Inman, everyone's favorite one-man internet comic strip creator, has finally gotten off his lazy behind and put together a collection of his work, aptly titled 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth ($8). Featuring over 160 pages of hand-drawn goodness, this paperback wonder includes tons of classic illustrations, 25 all-new comics, a pull-out poster of "Why I believe printers were sent from hell," and more silliness than a box set of Benny Hill.

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