Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Our 16th president didn't just have to face down a split nation -- he also had to face down the very real threat of... vampires. At least, that's how the story goes in Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter ($13), the latest work from Pride and Predjudice and Zombies author Seth Grahame-Smith. This 352-page work of semi- (or perhaps mostly-) fiction chronicles Honest Abe's lifelong battle with the fanged menace, from the early loss of his mother at the hands of vampires to their secret role in the near-destruction of the U.S. [Thanks, Brian]

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