The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

If you think your religion has some crazy ideas, you haven't seen anything yet. The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster ($11) is the accompanying guide to the new parody religion — born out of last year's battle between advocates of evolution and intelligent design — that worships a supernatural entity resembling spaghetti and meatballs. Followers of the FSM, called Pastafarians, believe that pirates control global warming and natural disasters, that superstition trumps science no matter what, and that the FSM hid dinosaur fossils underground to dupe mankind. Oh yeah, and heaven has a stripper factory and a beer volcano.

  • Backyard Ballistics

    Growing up, we certainly had our share of fun — and got into a fair share of trouble — with our potato guns. Now we can rebuild better, stronger guns with the help of Backyard Ballistics ($11). Plans for building potato guns, a match-powered rocket, a tennis ball mortar, a pneumatic missile, and more are included. Just make sure not to bust out your neighbor's windows with your "toys."

  • Fifty Places to Play Golf Before You Die

    We here at Uncrate love nothing more than a nice, serene round of golf — even if we normally break up the serenity with cursing after most shots. Fifty Places to Play Golf Before You Die by Chris Santella ($17) features 224 pages of beauty, From Ballyliffin along the North Sea in Ireland to New Zealand's Cape Kidnappers, which sits 500 feet above the ocean. Whether you're an amateur, pro, or just like to look at beautiful places, this book is for you.

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