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Bacon Toothpaste

Bacon Toothpaste

Yup, you read that right. Bacon Toothpaste ($5) is a teeth-cleaning paste flavored like a delicious piece of fried bacon. It's probably not FDA-approved, and we have serious doubts that it'll leave you with fresh breath, but if you're considering using this, you probably don't care.

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