Colossal Caramel Apple
Williams-Sonoma claims that these apples grow to a circumference of up to 17-inches. While we're a little frightened at the possible genetically-engineered girth, that's mighty impressive. After they're picked in the fall, the Colossal Caramel Apples ($22) are rushed to the candymaker who coats them in caramel and Guittard dark chocolate. Available in male or female.