Defcon Sauces
Are you ready to declare war on your taste buds? Defcon Sauces ($6-$40) can help you prepare for attack. This line of seasonings ranges from a relatively mild Buffalo-style wing sauce all the way up to the ZERO Sludge extract, which comes with a "Use with caution" warning, with stops for Asian-style sauces and Habanero Horseradish in between. Just remember to use them wisely, lest your guests decide to declare war on your kitchen. [Thanks, Dave]