Defending Your Castle

You never know when the whole world is going to hell, but you can make sure you're prepared with Defending Your Castle: Build Catapults, Crossbows, Moats, Bulletproof Shields, and More Defensive Devices to Fend Off the Invading Hordes. This tongue-in-cheek look at home defense offers up step-by-step instructions — complete with diagrams and photographs — on how to build a variety of implements, any of which are sure to keep you safe, and more than likely piss off the president of your HOA.