Framed Tweets
Hundreds of millions of tweets are posted each day. Most are garbage. Some are gold. For the latter, there's Framed Tweets. Exactly what it says, they sell a curated selection of tweets from celebrities, politicians, comics, and just plain old interesting or funny people, all printed on high-quality paper with archival ink and placed in an ornate golden frame. Should you have a favorite 140 character blurb that's not on their site, they also have a custom service that will place any tweet you want inside a frame.