Lagavulin Offerman Edition Scotch Whisky

Parks & Recreation's Ron Swanson once called Lagavulin the "nectar of the gods." And it turns out that Nick Offerman, who played Swanson on the NBC series, is in full agreement. To celebrate, Offerman now has a nectar of his own, dubbed the "Offerman Edition." The Islay Single Malt Scotch is an 11-year-old spirit that is bottled at 46% ABV and packaged in a bottle and box that bears Offerman's likeness. The actor even had a hand in designing the labels and the special release is available at select outlets starting this month.

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