Normal machetes are made for clearing paths through the jungle. The Machete Spatula is made for clearing delicious cooked meats off your grill. It features a stainless steel "blade", an oak handle, an included bandana to ensure you look the part, and a trio of bottle openers built into the side. Why three, you ask? Why not.
Sneakers don't have to be unsophisticated. Collars & Co.'s CEO Sneaker brings a look fit for the boardroom in a low-top cut and comfortable fit. A premium suede upper is paired with a padded dual-density outsole that can be worn all day with an understated modern style.
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Built for the wilderness, the Gerber Terracraft is ready for any outdoor challenge. Constructed with extra-thick S30V steel, this durable fixed blade handles tasks from fire-starting to shelter-building. Paired with a premium American-made leather sheath, it's easy to carry for camping, work, or field use. Wherever adventure leads, this American-made knife promises reliable performance and lasting strength.
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Toys made for her often vibrate. The male anatomy only vibrates as much as we can move our body. The Trojan Dual Pleasure Vibrating Ring splits the difference. It's made with a soft-touch ring that helps extend the sessions for him, connected to a ribbed vibrating to stimulate her. Crafted from soft-touch silicone, it's water-resistant to survive wet play, offers eight different intensities for personalized pleasure, and is USB rechargeable so it's good for multiple sessions, no matter how long they last.
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Crafted for active individuals seeking to boost muscle performance, maintain healthy hormone levels, and support daily energy, UNALTERED Muscle Builder is the latest cutting-edge supplement to meet all your fitness needs. This formula combines clinically studied ingredients: Vitamin D, Zinc, Korean Red Ginseng, Ashwagandha Root Extract, Tribulus Terrestris Extract, and Boron Citrate meeting the highest standards of quality and safety. Designed to increase muscle size and strength, UNALTERED Muscle Builder also accelerates recovery, improves energy levels, enhances stamina, and supports hormone balance. Derived from natural ingredients, it's the ultimate muscle-building supplement for men seeking to elevate their results.
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